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imagine this: it’s saturday afternoon and you’re having a leisurely walk and smoke around your neighborhood. gently stoned, nothing crazy. saturday afternoon shit. been seeing a lot of people walking their dogs, and for some reason they all seem to stop and smile knowingly at you. eventually you cross paths with a kindly older lady walking her dog. she smiles at you, but the cute little black dog has your attention. you wanna pet that thing so bad. as she gets closer, she says, unprompted, “yes, you may”. you pet the dog and go about your day ruefully accepting that you put off palpable desperate to pet a dog vibes. finally, you look down and remember you wore your “CAN I PET YOUR DOG” shirt today

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Sometimes when I’m talking to really small kids I’m like wow being small is tough cuz you have no idea what’s happening

“Today we are going to audition” Wait shit do they know what an audition is

“Today we are going to try out for a play” wait shit do they know what a play is

“So we are going to do a play together. A play is when we act—“ wait shit they might not understand this meaning of ‘act’ “we pretend to be characters to tell a story onstage for our grownups to watch.”

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Autism brothers

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

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you can go back to the past but nobody’s there

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look i just want to know the gifsets capitol tumblr users would make of the hunger games i want a 2019 style twitter fic of the hunger games people miss the point when their self insert is of the district we are the same people who would call irl katniss everdeen our blorbo and make edits of her covered with the blood of real people or contemplating suicide with mitski songs and kawaii hearts

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Can I be so 100% honest rn every time I see someone like freaking out scandalized by sexual elements in horror I'm kind of just sitting here like Yeah dude I love combining the erotic and grotesque it's my favorite pastime. What do you mean "the writer's barely disguised fetish" are we supposed to be disguising it? I think the throat-fuck guy is perfect for directing the new alien movie. Get with it

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peep show

a new interesting queerbaiting offshoot is happening where characters are allowed to be gay it's just that the most popular fan pairing is NOT allowed to happen. why ? well maybe the writers just want u specifically dead

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Fanfic titles will be like "If we had met under the stars" and you open it and the first tag is "sexual use of bricks"

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okay well it's July 5th so that means... HAPPY MOTHERFUCKIN' HALLOWEEN!!! 💀🎃💀🎃

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left tennant

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Ooooooooh you wanna interpret that fictional character as aromantic because there is subtext that would actually back that up and aromanticism would also add another layer to their character and would make so much more sense oooooooooooooooooh🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥

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TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

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What's your bodycount tho?

I haven’t killed anyone yet