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dealing with chronic illness symptoms

Spoonie: *googling* Is this symptom is normal?

Google: WHAT THE FUCK NO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

Spoonie: *googling* Is this symptom normal? + *disorder*

Google: Oh, yeah, you're fine, life sucks doesn't it?

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Spoonie Quirk

Shamelessly sitting on the floor wherever you go bc fuck finding seating

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my therapist: okay, for this next exercise, i’m going to need you to get in touch w yr feelings

me, dissociated since 2012: i’m gonna need to get in touch w my what now

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isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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their love is the purest thing there is, it clears my soul

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every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

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turn on: a very nice pen with an even flow of ink

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#GiveWillAGodDamnBreak

Update: Now available as a print on Society6 and Redbubble!

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I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick

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The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

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this is so funny wtf

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mlp roleplay [18+ only]

*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

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girls who hate other girls for caring about their appearance are boring

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If you continuously go out of your way to make someone happy and they don’t return the energy, leave them because they don’t consider you worthy of the same energy they are taking from you. Therefore the vibe is not equal. Don’t let your loyalty make a fool out of you.