30!!! he/it doggy dog boy pls send asks n dms i love barking :333 aalso banner isz made by juluia an pfp is f4g4um
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Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever
Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed
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Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
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Can I try petting you? Sorry if I get hard doing it.
aawrrffff
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heyyy come over we're gonna play autopsy and get pizza
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happy tgirl tummy Tuesday!
。:゚૮₍˶⚆﹏⚆˶₎ა ゚:。

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match made in heaven: dragon tongue and subby tgirl throat
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*pouring pilsner down the dumb puppy’s throat*
awrglrhgblbhrhh
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