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New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health

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Landlord wants the grass cut in the middle of a heat wave ohh my god THE GRASS KEEPS THINGS COOL

our yard has more fireflies out of the entire neighborhood, it attracts flycatchers and several insectivorous species I fucking hate lawn culture so much

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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my kings helping to keep the threat away

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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!

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silly seals from outer space

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Thank you, Snoop Logg...

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.

Bugs

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Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers