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anyone alive out there has probably noticed this blog has been dead for a while and im just here to let u know its being officially retired. thanks for the fun times and supporting my fanart, im off to my next media obsession ✌️

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[ASMR] I CALL YOU AN IDIOT SEVERAL TIMES WHILE TREATING YOUR STAB WOUNDS

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Sherlock Holmes

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“All emotion is abhorrent to me,” he emotionally declared, in an imaginary conversation with the love of his life

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Sherlock could eat the same thing 6 days out of 7 and sometimes John has to be like Light of my life I love you with all my heart, but if you bring another noodle near my face, I will push you down the stairs. And Sherlock is like Drama queen but consents to have something other than pasta.

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worst trope is a super smart character being like “love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions” so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

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I want to see Sherlock and Watson.

@Hallpen

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everyone in sherlock’s life probably looked at john and was like “oh good, this boring little oatmeal jumper-wearing doctor might slow him down a bit, maybe we can all relax for five seconds.” but no, now sherlock’s got a consistent audience who enables him like no one else! he’s back and more chaotic than ever

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(x)

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How did you lure them in? Excellent question. Individually. I’ve been at it for six hours.

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ok in one (1) single day john: -hadn’t spoken to sherlock in “ages” -found out sherlock relapsed -was informed sherlock had a GIRLFRIEND???? -thought sherlock was getting ENGAGED to said girlfriend??!?!?!?! -found sherlock on the ground with a bullet in his chest

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like oh my god sherlock climbed all the way up those fucking rocks he just did it h-

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sorry I haven’t been posting a lot recently I’ve been stuck in my steve rogers feelings (follow me @bicappy ) and idk if/when i’ll start posting here more frequently again - but I will reblog things occasionally!

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Yes, fuck yes

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