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Ben and Jerryās really did that? Madd luvā

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Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018) Spider-Man 3 (2007)
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chuck e cheese google reviews are a freakin gold mine
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bye abbi! iāll see you when you wake up! and if you donāt wake up iāll still see youĀ ācause iām gonna kill myself and meet you in heaven or whatever!
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i just cant get over the lobster scene. like his friends are actively begging him, do not get into the lobster tank. please eddie. tom hardy you were in mad max fury road dont do this. and tom hardy looks at his friend likeĀ āi know i shouldnt do this. i shouldnt be getting into this lobster tank but iām going to anyway. iām already mostly inside. cant stop now. iām sorry i dont want to be doing this either thereās just no other choice for me.ā and then he takes a bg bite out of a live lobster thatās still in the shell and everything.Ā
tom hardy doesnāt actually know heās being possessed by an alien yet in the story. heās just resigned himself to whatever fucking meltdown he seems to be having. he doesnāt even seem particularly surprised that things have gone this way for him. like ten minutes later he finds out his heart stopped working and hes just likeĀ āyou assholeā and he throws his alien parasite against the wall like a water balloon. and then he just leaves and is immediately kidnapped. what a fucking wild ride tom hardy is on.Ā
tom hardyās actual superpower is being the exact same level of dysfunctional no matter what is happening in his life. so when everythingās going ok for him he self-destructs spectacularly, but when literally everything that can happen to a human being happens to him, he does, like, unrealistically well. climbing into a lobster tank and eating a live animal with large claws just likeā¦Ā āwell, this is whatās happening to me today. iām so sorry you have to watch this, man. anyway here goes, iām going to bite into a living creature with my human mouth and then LOSE CONSCIOUSNESSā
this movieās fucking killing me from the inside.
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British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit ācheers love give us a cumā like absolutely not!!!!!
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Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
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All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English
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most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someoneĀ ābold of you to assume i have dignityā and i wonāt lie it was the most powerful Iāve felt in years
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things i am going to teach my children later: theĀ āpick one favouriteā syndrome embedded in our culture is stupid and useless
it starts at fucking pre-school, in those little get-to-know-me books, and it never ends. favourite colour? mother tongue? favourite character? best friend? favourite sport? song? movie? book? series? band? toy? no you can only pick one
and i am deeply convinced that this is intrinsically linked to one of the things that annoys me the most, which is that in our society, itās considered a sign of maturity to prioritise one thing, and often specifically one person, above everything else. i mean, priorities are definitely important, but you are also absolutely allowed to equally enjoy/love/feel connected to different things without constructing some kind of hierarchy where one of them always wins out
āyou can only like one gender, you can only be one (of the twoĀ ābiologicalā - ha) genders, you can only have one partner, you must have one best friend, you must have one favourite activity (preferably your job, bc that makes you a functional member of society) because clearly if you love multiple things, you must love them less than if you spent all that love on one thingā
this rhetoric creates so much guilt and jealousy -Ā as if love is a finite concept.
(incidentally it is also possible to genuinely love something without it being one of the things you love the most, and that doesnāt make that love any less valid, but thatās another discussion)
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3/100 Days of Productivity:
No picture today but thatās fine. Today I want to try my hardest to get through my to-do list. It might be hard. Iām already tired, but I think I am capable of doing it.
Study for Anthropology Exam Tomorrow
Study Physics (look at mass & weight in textbook), particularly study what we did in class
Wooster REU due tomorrowĀ
Integration Proficiency due tomorrow
Work on Ch.8 HW due tomorrow
Physics HW due tomorrow
Anthropology exam Extra Credit
Calculus Workshop
So far I have already done a good amount of studying for anthropology. And Iām not done yet. And I will 100% do the workshop thing tonight.Ā Letās see how I do with the rest of these tasks
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I didnāt do as much as I wanted to, but I am learning to accept it, I guess. I keep expecting too much out of myself and my days are too busy to realistically be able to complete them all.

2/100 days of productivity:
I have class in a little less than an hour. So far I have submitted an application, and now I have gotten breakfast and proceeded to the library for a little bit of math homework before calculus. So far the day feels pretty relaxed. My to-do list for the day consists of:
Studying for my wednesday Anthropology exam
studying for physicsĀ
working on problem set 3 (if my professor posts it)
study integration methods
the two REU applications I have left
study computer programming
and working on Chapter 8 homework (which I am currently doing)
Today should be a fairly productive day. Especially to make up for my horribly unproductive weekend.
Signing off!
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RARE STUDY TIPS
1. write down how much you study over time, then write down how you did on the quiz/test. this will help you see the amount of studying is nessecary for you to get a good grade and fully learn the material!!!
2. make your study space smell fresh, preferably of mint. mint helps you focus and stay sharp. other good smells would be lemon, etc.
3. after studying for a long amount of time, go exercise for ~30 min. shower, get dressed, etc then review the info you had just been studying! you should come back fresher, and your brain is able to remember the info even better!
4. donāt always study in comfy/pj clothes. if you study a lot after school or classes, then itās ok. but if all you plan on doing is studying for that day, for part of the day get dressed up! put on some business casual wear, thatās cute yet functional and do your hair, etc. this will put you in a āget shit doneā mode.
5. after studying a unit/chapter, record yourself explaining it, as if to a person whose never heard of it. this helps SO MUCH. one, explaining/teaching helps you learn so much better, and two, you have a little video to review just before the test!!
6. study on the floor. if you have a carpeted area in your home, spread out all study materials, a white board, etc and study! it helps so much because you are comfertable and everything is within reach. do this if you need a break from desk studying.
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