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nothing is a flop post to me 🫡 i will reblog anything as long as it good

plus youre right. theres so many times i thought a book was called steven king when it was actually called blood murder or something. and i think thats stupid. or perhaps just silly

you know you've made it as an author when your name is printed in bigger and blockier letters than the title of the book

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To be a fly on the wall during the Vatican Conclave Watchparty

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i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder

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The lack of muppet show in our society is so upsetting I want to see Chappell Roan backed up by chickens in sparkly outfits

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MICHELLE MAO © Adam Hendershott

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We're curing HIV.

I ... I don't have words for how much that hits me like a blow to the sternum, every single time.

Every single time.

I never thought we'd be here, but here we are.

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you know you've made it as an author when your name is printed in bigger and blockier letters than the title of the book

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This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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here is something I have put too much thought into.

Top 5 Shane Madej Hair

5. Blane 3.0 from spring 2024

This Blane was the least brassy of all the Blanes and it was a really good length. Baby, come back.

4. Dirtbag Blane from s1 of Mystery Files

The only thing hotter than a blonde is a blonde with dark roots

3. 2020 Fluffy Hair

The Professor Madej look is global and eternal and if he had any damn sense he'd go back to this length immediately

2. Blane: The Original

Objectively, this actual haircut is not as good as the ones below this, but the significance of the original Blane and how fascinatingly weird he was about it vaults this to the near top of the list. I will never get over it.

1. Fall 2020 Top 5 Beatdown

We peaked here, folks, and I don't think we'll ever get to back to this. Gorgeously soft long locks that had the tiniest bit of wave...I miss them every day.