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products are so bad now that i have to do approximately 8 hours of research before i buy anything

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if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

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i do kinda think whoever started the trend of requiring customers to ask an employee to let them into the bathroom should be executed Tbh. i dont care how much crack people are doing in your bathroom i shouldnt have to track somebody down and ask for permission to go potty in a public establishment

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Phwoah dads, this thumbnail belongs in spooky week

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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metacrisis au is kinda my favourite thing ever and we could have had it all

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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Sixteen years ago, phistory was made

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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

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my best friend PROBABLY FRAUD really needs to give me space sometimes

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Just found the best word in the English language

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Dan tried so hard to throw it but Phil is too powerful as a passenger princess he still lost