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Liam: Hey, hypothetical question: if I asked you to marry me would you say yes or no?

Theo: Are you asking me to marry you?

Liam: That depends on if you’re saying yes.

Theo: I can’t say yes if you’re not really asking me!

Liam: well I’m not asking unless you say yes!

Mason: I don’t understand how you two have made it as far as you have.

Liam: Relationship wise or in life?

Mason: both

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This is genius

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Theo: I hate you.

Liam: I hate you too.

Theo: I love you.

Liam: *blushes* I love you too, baby.

Scott: Aw cute.

Stiles: …

Stiles: Oh Jesus, stop it.

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Liam: Happy New Year!

Theo: New year, new me.

2 months later….

Liam: Theo why is there an unconscious man in our basement?

Theo: He scratched the truck.

Liam: What happened to New Year New you?

Theo: He’s not dead is he?

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[Liam and Theo getting arrested]

Police Officer: What are your names?

Liam: Don’t tell him Theo.

Police Officer: *writes it down* Theo.

Liam: Oh fuck.

Theo: Nice job, Liam.

Police Officer: So, Theo and Liam.

Theo: Fucking shit.

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Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

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a man who fears neither god nor death

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Christmas with Theo would Include

SUPER large tree

Going tree shopping in the middle of December because it’s Theo

Him being a grinch about Christmas at first from all the Christmases the Dread Doctors took from him

Baking cookies which just leads to a competition

“mine are cuter!”

“well mine are hotter!”

“but mine aren’t burnt.”

Him secretly really wanting to have the perfect Christmas

And you picking up on it almost immediately but playing along with the charade

Him helping you put the topper on the tree and grabbing your butt because he can’t help himself

You playing Christmas music while Theo yells into a pillow after day 3

“do you hate it?”

“PLEASE SHUT IT OFF.”

Making Theo go Christmas shopping with you

He helps carry your bags without you even asking

“okay you have to go over there cause I gotta get yours now.”

“you don’t have to get me anything.”

Theo taking that time to get you something he’d been planning on getting anyway

Theo having no idea how to wrap presents

He uses 3 rolls of tape on two presents and gets tape everywhere

Him finally getting in the spirit after the 5th present

He puts bows on everything and gets carried away, putting a bow on your head

“am I a present now?”

“as long as I can gift you to myself.”

Which only leads to the rare light hearted sex

Both of you hating the constant Christmas carolers interrupting your movie nights

Making him watch Elf

Then the Grinch

“hey look, you’re basically Cindy LuHoo"

“And you’re the Grinch, how ironic.”

You decorating the house while Theo is out

Him feeling touched that he has actual presents under a tree

And a stocking with his name

Him getting you sexy christmas lingerie, just as an excuse to see you in it

You wearing the lingerie right before bed just to tease him

You caving into him

Rough Christmas Eve sex

Waking Theo up at 6am to open presents

“Theo, Theo, it’s Christmas.”

“it’s 6am.”

“PRESENTS. You have to see what I got you.”

Him following you to the tree, smirking as you flaunt the matching reindeer pajama pants you got the both of you

Him smiling wide as he opens the presents you go him

Even the new air freshener for his truck

But especially the tickets to an upcoming San Jose Sharks game

“you’re the best, babe.”

Theo only getting you two gifts because he saved up for months to get you the perfect ones

You not even minding because you were happy to just have him

Becoming slightly panicked when he pulls out a little box

“I’m not proposing don’t worry.”

“Oh thank god. Way too cliche to propose on Christmas.”

Him getting you a ring though that holds yours and his birthstones with yours & his initials engraved on the inside of the band because sometimes he’s a cheesy little shit

Christmas day sex before dinner

Finally falling asleep in front of fire with Home Alone playing in the background

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I'm rebloging this for the second time and going to poke my eyes out with a toothbrush

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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Theo: When you found out I’m an Aetheist, you invited me to a “pool party” that turned out to be a Baptism.

Liam: Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven!

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Liam:*yawns*

Theo: yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

Liam: *tilts his head* then you must be exhausted. 
Theo: *blushes furiously*

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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1,000 FOLLOWERS!!!!

THANK YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! I KNOW I DON’T EVEN DESERVE THESE FOLLOWERS, BUT THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND EVEN THOUGH I’M INACTIVE MOST OF THE TIME!!!!

much love

~Emily <3 <3

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When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

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ACCURATE

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU - Thiam Edition

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. (…) I hate the way you’re always right, I hate it when you lie, I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around and the fact that you didn’t call but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

                                  Movie : 10 things I hate about you