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How to be hot online without showing hole

just act insane and weird and creepy

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Self-discipline isn't the answer to Everything you do have to remember to throw self-sadism self-masochism and self-bondage into the mix if you want to get anywhere

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Art Nouveau revival-style custom bathroom sink & mirror design by glass artist Lyn Hovey & woodworker Jamie Robertson (1980s)

Scanned from the book, 'Contemporary Crafts for the Home' (1990)

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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

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girl your pussy is vacuuming up all the yonic energy in the room #bitchalert

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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biting someone's muzzle is a love language

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One thing people never consider, but most cardio is significantly harder when you’re fat. I typically use a recumbent bike, which is a good equalizer. But sports is insanely challenging.

Any judgemental skinny person should try climbing a 10-story flight of stairs with a 60+lb backpack. Try agility drills, try running, try rock climbing with that backpack. Try wearing that backpack every hour of every day.

I'm not saying it's impossible. But the activation energy for a fat person--the cardio and muscle strength required to do these actions--is MUCH higher.

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original sin (insider trading)

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reddit just e-mailed me about this

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sooooo

can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?

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