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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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is it disqualifying to have multiple fursonas? i want to collect animal self portraits like baseball cards. if i was a bird, i'd be a puffin. if i was a dinosaur, i'd be some sort of diplodocid. if i was an ape, i'd be a gibbon.

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i love that gibbons come in classic oreo and golden oreo flavor

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

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fool me once kill yourself fool me twice kill yourself

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you watch a car commercial and the car is presented as a masculinity carapace and this idea persists as if we don’t all know that the car is actually a second womb and every arrival + subsequent exit from the vehicle is a rebirth — it’s obvious why straight men feel such an attachment, and doubly obvious why they don’t want you to know. the trained eye can locate the mother wound of every car driver within seconds.

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this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

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stained glass snoopy at redwood empire ice arena, 2007.

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whenever someone talks about a movie like this you KNOW you’ve got a banger of a film on your hands

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I literally make this post every few months but talking to women who do everything for their useless adult babies of husbands is the most painful thing in the world. She's laughing at how he doesn't even know how to contact his own bank and how she has to do everything and all I want to say is ma'am you are a victim and you have been for the past 4 decades. I'm so sorry you were coerced into a role of mothering every man around you

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The idea of listening to no black music is bizarre to me. Even if it's not rap like no earth wind and fire? No reggae? No moonstomp? No ska? No classic jazz? No R and B? No disco??? No skindred? No jungle? No even like metal bands with a few black members? No gospel? Not even stuff like alors en dance? No blues music? No mo town? No jazz of any kind? No big band? No soul music? Not even a little James Brown?

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The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

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but what about people whose authentic self sucks

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best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)