Haven't done one of these in years
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? Maybe
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Today
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I often do
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Don't think so
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?Yeah
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?Cardigan, top, bra, knickers, joggers, socks
8. How often do you listen to music?Every day
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?No idea.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?Mostly social
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?Yes
13. What about ‘R’?Don't think so
14. Can you drive a stick shift?Yeah
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Depends who
16. Are you going out of town soon?Yes
17. When was the last time you cried?Last night a little
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?Yes
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?No
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? I haven't talked to my gf.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?Yeah
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?No
24. What are you sitting on right now?I'm lying in my bed
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?Yeah :)
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Of course
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?Uhhm my dad
28. Do you get a lot of colds? No
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? H&M
30. Does anyone hate you?Hope not
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?Hahaa no I'm not 14.
32. Do you like watching scary movies?Not really
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?No!
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2008 or 2009
35. Did you have a dream last night? Yes
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?Who knows? Unlikely....
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?Yeah
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Who knows?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?Not really
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Nope
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?If that girl is my mum, then yes!
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Yes
44. What’s the best part about school? The end of the day
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?Duh
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? Hahaa. No.Rarely. I'm at uni, we don't do those kind of childish things ;) jk, always pass notes. actually we mostly just text each other.
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?all the damn time
48. Were you single over the last summer?i was
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?no, nothing at all
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?driving theory probs.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?no!
52. Are you nice to everyone?no of course not. well i'm not unpleasant.
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?yes!
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?yes.
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?no
56. Do you think you like someone?yes
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?yus
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?both. boys are generally easier.
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?yes. embarrassing.
60. Do you hate anyone?uhm, no. which is nice.
61. How’s your heart?s'alright.
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?yeah
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?yes
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? haha! i dunno. nobody i hope.
65. Are your toenails painted pink? no.
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? no because i make decisions for a reason at the time :)
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?no i dea, haven't had a boyfriend in 6 years ;) if he was really sad, that'd be horrible!
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?uhm probably a long time ago. thankfully, not recently?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?jack
70. How do you look right now?utterly shit.
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?yes
72. Can you commit to one person?yes!
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?i do
74. Have you ever felt replaced?'course
75. Did you wake up cranky? sometimes
76. Are you a jealous person?yes, awful trait
77. Are relationships ever worth it?of course
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?no
79. Currently wanting to see anyone? VERY much
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?revise theory, work on EP, be happier!
81. Last person you cried in front of? My girlfriend
82. Is there someone you will never forget? many people.
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Yeah I think so
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Probably eating something and generally being sickeningly couply.
85. Are you over your past?Almost.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Yeeeeeep (ridiculous)
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Yep
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?There's nothing for her to be sorry for, so that would make no sense. And sure I'd accept a present. But I'd be really confused!
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? YES!
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Nope
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?I really hope so
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? I don't know him really well
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Nope
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?I wasn't.
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Very
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Not to me
97. Who do you have texts from?Lol, stupid question.
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?I'd be absolutely gutted. heartbroken.
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Hahaaa. Yes.
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?Just me
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?No, that's a good idea
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?Yes.
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Janet and the salmon.
I've had a reminder on my laptop to write this for weeks now.
I have a lovely relative named Janet who is in her 60s and a very what I like to call 'proper' woman. When we dine with her, we dine politely with our elbows off the table. A dinner occasion at her house is not an occasion at which one can say they dislike the food on offer.
So, Janet and the salmon.
My first encounter with salmon at Janet's was at a very rare 'casual' meal. That is to say, there were quite a few people there and we couldn't all fit round the dining table so we ate on our laps (quite proposterous!). The starter was cured salmon. I happen to hate cured salmon. At this point in my life I hated all sea food. So I was a little panicked to see the salmon approaching on the little starter plate and I imagined my impending doom of having to get this down my non-abiding throat.
I was sitting close to my brother and cousin, however, and I took the opportunity whilst Janet attended to some other guests to quickly place my salmon on to the boys' plates whilst maintaining a very calm and collected air about me. The changeover of salmon was quite an easy affair due to the informality of the occasion. Janet came over a few minutes later and asked if I'd like anymore salmon. I replied "No thank you, but that was delicious."
Little did I know I would regret this white lie in just over 3 years time.
This Christmas just gone, I attended a FORMAL meal at Janet's. Now, aged 20, one would expect one to eat whatever one is given without fuss. Shame I'm still a bit of a fussy eater. This time, we enter the dining room. Dead silence. The starter is cured salmon. I freeze. I look at my brother, who is hiding a snigger. I can't look at him. We are allowed to start. I pick up my knife and fork, hardly daring to take a first bite. I dare. It tastes horrible. I manage to chew (it takes so long) and swallow. I don't know if I can get through this. I'm thinking "she remembers what I said 3 years ago. she thinks I like this!"
Then.
Then...
THE PHONE RINGS.
THE
PHONE
RINGS!
HALLELUJA! I am saved!
Never in the history of Janet's dinners has the phone rang. It was like a gift from God. She apologised for the inconvenience (knowing little of just how much that phonecall meant to me) and left to answer. I swiftly transferred most of my salmon on to my Dad's plate. I left a little on mine so as to not look suspicious. I could cope with it.
This story will go down in history in my family.
That is the tale of Janet and the salmon. Goodnight.
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