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How do I keep you by my side?
Without pushing you away. Not so sure myself. I’m just wishing for the best, and in this case, the best would be staying with you.
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when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
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Girl: Are you nervous?
Me: Yes
Girl: Is this your first time?
Me: No it isn't. I have been nervous before.
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I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am
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*washing hands*
me: hoe dont do it
sleeve: *rolls down and gets wet* ya
me: oh my god
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I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.
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Government Secret #48
Ball really is life
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DO YOU EVER JUST
GET JEALOUS SO EASILY
LIKE NO
THAT PERSON IS MINE
DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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How to kill someone: fill them with passion and then quickly leave.
Mandeq Ahmed, “detonate” (via verbautezukunft)
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Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)
— Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl (via puisquecestjoli)
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this is world cosplay summit team mexico for this year (and i believe this is their qualifying entry? correct me if i’m wrong.)
i gasped. this is so unbelievable. kudos to them. the video didn’t have any links to cosplay pages, so if someone knows the participants’ facebook/tumblr cosplay pages, linking me would be great :)
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