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every monkees episode is like what if the monkees had a party what if the monkees were struggling to get a gig what if the monkees went to a haunted house to solve a mystery. and then head is like what if the monkees got drafted. what if the monkees killed themselves

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MY DASHBOARD POV:

🤠 nezhead69

She Mike on my Nez till I Mith

💞 thetorker

"Mike Nesmith used to wake up every day and set my hair on fire and laugh at me and he would trip me so I fell in a big puddle of mud." -Peter Tork 1974 Interview

🤠 nezhead69

"Mike Nesmith was the worst person I ever had the displeasure of meeting." -A Woman

💞 thetorker

"Mike Nesmith was the only man I ever truly loved and he used to cradle me in his arms and I felt safe." -Peter Tork 1974 Interview

💃 davyjonesmpreg

Hey guys just posted the latest chapter of my davy mpreg fic! Hope you like it. Micky is going to medical school so he can help deliver the baby.

🤪 dolenzzzzz

I love when Micky plays werewolf.

🤠 nezhead69

Do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies?

💞 thetorker

"I never actually spoke a word to Peter Tork in my whole life and I hope I never have to." -Mike Nesmith 1974 Interview

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scene where mike walks up like "hey there ladies" and it pans down suddenly to reveal some hens waddling around at his feet picking at the ground

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THE OLD MAN YAOI AWARDS HAVE BEGUN!

VOTE HERE FOR THE FIRST ROUND OF YOUR FAVORITE OLD MAN YAOI!

feel free to leave as much propaganda as you would like.

ROUND 1 ENDS NOVEMBER 3RD AT 10 PM CST !!!!!

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iCarly-esque monkees reboot where theyve been cryogenically frozen since the 60s austin powers-style and now theyre trying to get internet famous even though they dont know what an internet is. iMonkees

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truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried

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ANOTHER ONE?!

please send thoughts and prayers to us in the oingo boingo community we got a 7.1 magnitude disappointing-male-behavior earthquake

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i love u october i love u halloween decor i love u crunchy leaves i love u spooky vibes i love u horror movies i love u thunderstorms i love u candy i love u costumes i love u spooky music i love u hot cocoa i love u pumpkin patches i love u haunted houses i love u candles i love u fall hayrides i love u oversized sweaters i love u autumn

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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the monkees react to you annoucning your preganant

micky:

you'll have to kill me before i'll pay goddamn child support. i'm monkeeing away!!

mike:

peter:

im killing myself goodbye sorrybwomen

davy:

oh yeah baby dig it! thats shagadelic i didn't even know i could have kids after i had bottom surgery!

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i wish to GOD my city had a lesbian bar i NEED TO GO TO A LESBIAN BAR

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will never get over that at some point the monkees decided that they could just ask each other for platonic kisses and it’s become so commonplace that micky just assumes Davy is asking him for a kiss when they’re talking about the band kiss.

and this was written by michael fucking nesmith.

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aheem heem.weemper

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I'm like a feral cat you can smoke weed with

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First Mike Nesmith dies, then a year later all the livestreams from the Videoranch Facebook page get deleted, a year after that the the Videoranch YouTube channel gets deleted…how many times can he be taken away from me…how much more must I suffer

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dawg they took down videoranch

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fuck you if you don’t like banjo!!!! real banjo enjoyers rise up 🪕🪕🪕!!!