Treena / 21. I relate with those who take 5 hour long naps regularly to avoid responsibility
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“Can I tell you why I was laughing? Basically there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit. Ariana Grande comes up and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, ‘I love big black balls’.”
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i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it
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job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!
my depressed ass:
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until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning
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I was born to sweep trash
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Marina just casually on the toilet
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