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look how many fucking endings and routes this game had

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Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

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Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?

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Practicing for my first open mic this weekend. Feedback appreciated!

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Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

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i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

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A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

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Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

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When u get carried through a dungeon

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Artist Paints Imaginary Ecosystems Bursting With Colorful Flora and Fauna

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To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

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