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Wool and lace morning gown, c.1895
august auctions
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When writing a story don’t forget to ask yourself these key questions:
How can I make this incest?
Who will have an incestuous relationship?
What can I do to make this incest?
Where in the story will the incest happen?
When will there be incest?
Why isn’t there more incest?
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Will Kemp as Velkan Valerious in Van Helsing
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Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you
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Ppl will be like “your mutual is problematic lol” and it’s your friend of 347 years
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sometimes you go full tilt on a new knit project because the one you just bound off (leaving sleeves left) turned out to have a bind-off with not enough stretch so you need to rip it out and redo that
and that's a lot of psychological weight to bear right after the emotional high of "finishing it"
#like i will redo it because i really want this shirt as a part of my wardrobe#but i SHOULD NOT HAVE TRUSTED THE PATTERN I LOOKED AT THE BIND OFF AND THOUGHT 'hm that doesn't sound like itll stretch much'#AND I WAS FUCKING RIGHT. IT DOESN'T STRETCH NEARLY ENOUGH TO FIT OVER MY STUPID PIXAR MILF PROPORTIONS
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You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person
#necrophiliaposting with a side of supernatural#and i stay because we are both beautiful freaks#your uptick in parasiteposting when you had an intestinal parasite was one of my favorite times to be on this website
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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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Hannibal 1.01 Apéritif / Hannibal 2.13 Mizumono
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David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson present at the 2025 SAG Awards
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