treewithfeelings

[treewithfeelings]

Alright kids say it with me

My thoughts don’t make me a bad person

My feelings don’t make me a bad person

My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it

Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions

The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions

There’s no such thing as a thought crime

thank u

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puts the forcemasc vr helmet on you but instead of spirals it's this

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bought grocery bags at the store along with my groceries and when i got to checkout i asked “can you tell i forgot all my bags?” just to make a little joke and the cashier went “you pulled a tammy!” and i was about to ask who the hell tammy is when i looked at her name tag and realized She was tammy.

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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this is the full video of the hyraxes drinking tea btw it’s great. the guy chides them because the tea is hot

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you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

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real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed