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evan is a sympathy crier

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i blame @mournlcss for this but someone get evan a goddamn emotional support bunny please and thank you

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Send '💋' for my muses reaction to yours kissing them on the lips.

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✦    THE   VAMPIRE   DIARIES   BOOK   PROMPTS   !    

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF TVD BOOK PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless and overrated. ❞

❝ Evil will never find peace. It may triumph, but it will never find peace. ❞

❝ And this is how the ending starts. ❞

❝ Anyone capable of love is capable of being saved. ❞

❝ Go to hell. ❞

❝ Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn about anyone else. ❞

❝ Get away from my brother. Before I tear your heart out. ❞

❝ Come back as a vampire and I will stake you myself cause I can’t stand the idea of you hating me forever. ❞

❝ Witches are supposed to maintain the balance of nature. ❞

❝ What kind of world is it that lets a thing like that happen? ❞

❝ Do you not think he would be satisfied? At peace? ❞

❝ Where does the flame of a candle go after is faded? ❞

❝ What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed this? ❞

❝ It doesn’t matter if you can’t say it right now. ❞

❝ I’ll say it for both of us. And someday you’ll learn. ❞

❝ I want him to love me as much as I love him. ❞

❝ There’s nothing to read into. ❞

❝ Did I just say what I thought I said? ❞

❝ I’m playing with fire, with something I don’t understand.. ❞

❝ What made him think that he could rejoin the world of daylight? ❞

❝ Most of all, he was tired of being alone. ❞

❝ Right now everything looks so strange to me, as if I don’t belong here. ❞

❝ And the worst thing is that I feel there’s somewhere I do belong, but I just can’t find it. ❞

❝ Is it working? Being in her world? Does it make you feel alive? ❞

❝ Perhaps she’ll find that real darkness is more to her taste than feeble twilight. ❞

❝ I swear she will never know my secret. She will never have to give up the sunlight because of me. ❞

❝ There would never be a place where he could belong completely, where he could truly be himself. ❞

❝ In grace and beauty and sheer fascination, they were alike. ❞

❝ Evil will never find peace. It may triumph, but it will never find peace. ❞

❝ But there was one memory he must truly not disturb. ❞

❝ What more do you want?  What can you do with two that you can’t do with one? ❞

❝ If you’re going to be queen of the school, you have to put up with the consequences. ❞

❝ What’s the use of being queen of the school if you can’t pull a little rank sometimes? ❞

❝ I would have thought even you could understand such a simple sentence, Father. ❞

❝ Shall I repeat it in Latin for you? ❞

❝ Oh, so that’s why you’re dumping me. ❞

❝ I’m too good for you. I should have realized that before. ❞

❝ I’m going to be young and beautiful in my coffin. Don’t you think that’s romantic? ❞

❝ You twist people around your little finger and I don’t think you even know you’re doing it. ❞

❝ I’m such a dumb sucker I might even agree to do it. ❞

❝ A gentleman doesn’t force his company on anyone. ❞

❝ Is that what it takes to get a word out of you? Does someone have to be nearly murdered? ❞

❝ All questions answered, all fears put to rest, all doubts removed. ❞

❝ I am as strong as you are, brother, and I fear nothing in the shadows or the sunlight either. ❞

❝ Do you love her enough to give up that as well? ❞

❝ It doesn’t matter if you can say it right now.  I’ll say it for both of us. ❞

❝ Interesting things happen in the dark … sometimes. ❞

❝ I believe it. Whatever happens, we’ll be together. ❞

❝ I only did it because I wanted to be close to you. Brothers should be close. ❞

❝ You’re distressed, I suppose, because of my little excursion into your territory. ❞

❝ I never lie about anything important. Or do I mean unimportant? ❞

❝ Anyway, your beauteous damsel nearly swooned into my arms. ❞

❝ And if you try to stop me from taking her, I will kill you. ❞

❝ I could feel your anger from the other side of town. ❞

❝ I can waken things inside you that have been sleeping all your life. ❞

❝ You’re strong enough to live in the dark, to glory in it. ❞

❝ You can become a queen of the shadows. Why not take that Power, [NAME]? ❞

❝ I hate you. You disgust me. And there’s nothing you can do to me, not any more. ❞

❝ And you can’t intimidate me, [NAME], or haven’t you noticed? ❞

❝ There might be danger—of a kind you don’t know about. ❞

❝ Mind if I have a bite? ❞

❝ The more you belong to the dark, the more the rules of the dark bind you. ❞

❝ And you and I are enemies, [NAME]. We can never be anything else. ❞

❝ I guess you don’t have a way with animals. ❞

❝ You should have killed both of us at once. ❞

❝ What more can you do to me? Killing me would be a mercy. ❞

❝ I ran out of mercy for you a century ago. ❞

❝ Would you rather that she were really dead? ❞

❝ Do you regret it when you eat too much steak?  Feel sorry for the cow?   ❞

❝ And you’re not even sorry?  You don’t even regret it. ❞

❝ No one is what they appear. ❞

❝ Do you want me to imitate a violin? ❞

❝ I can’t go down there.  They think I’m dead! ❞

❝ If you’re looking for evil, you don’t have to look far. ❞

❝ Brothers should share things, you know. ❞

❝ You don’t get to be a vampire by yourself.  Somebody has to make you one. ❞

❝ I told you nobody that gorgeous could be a psycho killer. ❞

❝ I think you’re getting Stephen King mixed up with Lewis Carrol. ❞

❝ Little brother, the world is full of what you call ‘wrong,’ ❞

❝ There’s no excuse for giving up just because it looks like we’re going to lose. ❞    

❝ I wonder what you get for that these days? ❞    

❝ You’re not as different from us as you want us to think. ❞    

❝ Oh, it’s all too much to explain and you wouldn’t believe it anyway. ❞    

❝ Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? ❞    

❝ No one is alone.  Not really.  No one is ever alone. ❞    

❝ Will you remember?  For me?  Just that … I loved once—just once, really, in my whole life. ❞    

❝ If you touch her again, you vicious bitch, I will rip out your throat. ❞    

❝ I see you!  You wait right there—I’m coming to kill you! ❞    

❝ I’ve heard of mixed signals, but I’ve never seen them. ❞    

❝ They hurt you, didn’t they, little redbird?  I saw … I saw your face. ❞    

❝ If you are happy, that’s all I want, after that prison. I can live; I can die . . peacefully. ❞    

❝ It won’t make any difference in the end—if you know what I mean? ❞    

❝ You were holding me, but you completely forgot my existence … ❞    

❝ I’m blind, deaf, my senses are haywire-and you laugh! ❞    

❝ I know what you see in the dark.  You’re the bravest person I know. ❞    

❝ You say I always make you say it first, so I’ll confound you.  I love you, [NAME]. ❞  

❝ Do you ever sort of slip and get that feeling like, ‘Oh, whoops, there goes the whole universe’? ❞    

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BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜    

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Soulmates!AU Sentence Meme

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*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

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call me boring and vanilla but i lov… romantic relationships built on friendships

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❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

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evan hansen is a bi. i don’t make the rules. sorry.

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have you ever wondered what it might be like to meet the human embodiment of a trainwreck? have you ever looked at trees and though ‘huh. these things are pretty cool. i wish i knew more about them.’? well, you’re in luck with this brand new blog for EVAN HANSEN from the hit broadway musical DEAR EVAN HANSEN. just give this post a LIKE or a REBLOG if you’re interested in interacting with this dweebish tree expert, and i’ll be sure to check out your blog in a jiffy! and yes, i know no one uses ‘jiffy’ anymore i just don’t care because i am also a dweeb.

NOTE: i will be following back from fullmoonys as this is a sideblog, so don’t freak out when you see a follow from there.

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Evan envies Groot because he too would like to be able to communicate clearly with other people using only the words I am Groot.

↳ meme. accepting!

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“Ghosts don’t terrify me. Humans do.”

— six word story // ivannequished (via just-six)

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dxtective:

guYS IF WE’RE MUTUALS AND YOUR MUSE RANDOMLY WANTS TO TALK TO MINE, TAG. ME. IN. A. STARTER. I WILL REPLY BECAUSE I LOVE RANDOM STARTERS AND CUTE SHIT AND JUST MY MUSE BEING THROWN IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!” BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING EVER. So yknow yeah. Tag me in shit.

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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rules page is finally up and running! new arrivals please be sure and to give them a look through! thanks!