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me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
#do people…#do people not know that Monster was like the first Indeed or Ziprecruiter?#god this post makes me feel old#<- thank you for the important context#creature that lives in the woods and gives me job recommendations
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The Simpsons 08.19 | Grade School Confidential
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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
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my gay friend said he wants to try vagina (mine). he said he is not bi but after a traumatic car accident he thought about vagina yesterday.
should we have sex and is this a phase???? he has only been with men btw
i guess that makes sense i mean he was in a car accident
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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
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Hey Americans, do you know what I do if I have an annuity but I need cash now? Prefer answers in the form of Opera BTW.
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877-CASH-NOW
Hey Americans, do you know what I do if I have an annuity but I need cash now? Prefer answers in the form of Opera BTW.
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It's fingers in his woundussy Wednesday

The Incredulity of Saint Thomas (detail) - Gerard van Honthorst, c.1620.
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made my friend (who has only seen 1 other star trek episode) watch Amok Time and before we went to bed she stumbled out of the shower with the ultimate epiphany: “orgasms are also called ‘little death’, SPOCK KILLS KIRK!” and shes right. shes so right. ‘little death’ is a euphemism for orgasming. Kirk dies in that episode, only for a little while. guys. guys
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#sometimes men are bisexual #sometimes bisexuals are GNC!
SNW Spock <3
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oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating
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I've been thinking about it and you actually do owe me androgyny
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Go back in time and gold dig
Birthplaces of the World's 100 Richest People
(by u/alexmijowastaken)
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