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binder-trackies combo would go so hard
#the one pair of trackies I have are fundy merch dude#theyre so comfy and they'd probably be fantastic if my family weren't so against fun (brightest orange pants youve ever seen)#anyway I saw once that alcohol helps stop frizzy hair so I spray my hair with hand sanitiser if it gets frizzy and it solves my issues#except the hand sanitiser I have is lamington flavoured and my hair's grown long enough that i can smell it so now all I can smell is#lamington hand sanitiser. it kinda smells like the hairdresser stuff I'm ngl?#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..
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my stomach betrays me
#OW#finished my shower thinking ok. My mood was horrible all day but the shower made me feel a little better and then it's like my body's punis#Me for existing or something#Auhj.#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..#Brushing my teeth probably didn't help either
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its barely 9pm but the anger calls to me
I want to go to bed rn because I'm really fucking angry (I imagine it would be like rage quitting) but to do that I need to put my phone in the kitchen (family there) and they'll ask whats up cause I don''t usually do that rn and I'm usually the last to go to bed. I'm not even tired I'm just angry
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I want to go to bed rn because I'm really fucking angry (I imagine it would be like rage quitting) but to do that I need to put my phone in the kitchen (family there) and they'll ask whats up cause I don''t usually do that rn and I'm usually the last to go to bed. I'm not even tired I'm just angry
#I've got that brand of angry that just makes me want to quit instantly no matter what it is#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..
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hate exam season cause its like. today was a windy day and its raining rn but I can't enjoy it because I'm PISSED OFF
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I've been trying to get that feeling of freefall by violently shaking side to side (successfully, might I add) and you cannot tell me there is anything better than lining it up with the peak of a song
#this habit of mine is bleeding into my daily life and I don't know what it means#but I sure am having fun with it#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..
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a couple hours ago the idea of another au popped into my head and just now, mid water sip I thought about something in it and started laughing
#like what if melanie worked in a music shop and every other day jon calls to ask if his cassettes have showed up yet#this isnt even the main plot of the au I just like to laugh about their hatership#ooh what if she lies about them not coming in to piss him off#eh but then he'd keep calling in and thats counterintuitive#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..babbling please let me stay..
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wait fuck I never had lunch
#its uhhhhh nearly 7pm#did my mum offer me a cheese toastie for lunch?yeah. but i got up late had a late morning shower and had a really late breakfast#so I wasn't hungry at the time#now I've just realised im kinda shaky and its nearly dinnertime so I can't eat anything proper till dinner is ready#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..#going to venture for a little snack :)#perhaps there are no mouldy raspberries in the fridge. or even more strawberries#....... am I perhaps a duck
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i wish I was a boy
#This is like the second time this week or something I've posted this sorta thing#Maybe I am trans actually#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..
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eujhghhhh headache
#Luckily I don't have an exam today but i still have to go to a psych lesson fuck my baka life#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..
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stomach issues so bad your body makes wolf howling noises without the use of any of hte usual noisemakers
#I don't normally comment on it but that was just LOUD so. uh. telling my dear mutuals#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..
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it sometimes occurs to me that not everyone can just decide to fold over when they're bored. and then I carry on with my day
#I wouldn't say I have insane amounts of flexibility but like I haven't exercised or done proper stretches in forever and I'm just casually#Crossing my legs with a grand 0° angle between my torso and legs#Like it's not a massive deal but it shouldn't be that easy anyway#I guess I get some bonuses from having the most clicky hips ever#Idk man#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..
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eoughhhhh when the holidays appear I'm going on a diy spree. or something
#I have two jumpers I never wear because I don't like the colours and a bunch of jumpers/hoodies from old productions and stuff that i want#to look just. not shit.#and I have blank shirts I could definitely make merch out of#basically its. half this stuff gets a revamp or I will probably never wear it again if I'm being honest#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..babbling please let me stay..
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those cleaning methods like with. Marie Kondo and 'if it was covered in shit would you clean it or throw it out' don't work on me because yes I would throw it out GOD would I throw it out but like. I'm required to have the books and bag and uniform for school I can't just throw it out.
#My room would be so empty without all this BULLSHIT#It wouldn't but a girl can dream#Imagining the satisfaction of violently piffing 13 years worth of school books in the binand I think that would be the happiest I could fee#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..#Part of the reason I'm so excited to move out is cause it'd be an excuse to get rid of half the stuff in my room#It's in moments like this I realise just how like my dad's side of the family I am#That and the stuff I can't get rid of for social points reasons
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ohkay this is kinda funny to have in my drafts. no you dont actually
#the only thing there#okay I mean thats not true I'm fine with my tumblr mutuals psychoanalysing me but it is NOT#so funny with my teachers#new dnp(do not psychoanalyse) list: high school teachers#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..
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just wrote the FATTEST vent post then deleted it. this guy is mentally ill I think
#asiddefrom the two other ones ive already made tonight ofc#..the devil talks in scottish brogue..#..hum to the tune of a tragedy..
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the issue with having something to look forward to is they're right. yeah, sometimes you need something to look forward to so you don't kill yourself. HOWEVER. now I'm angry because I can't enjoy myself with friends because 1. my fucking school and 2. the fucking schoolwork.
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