going to get into astrocartography as a desperate attempt to find direction and meaning in my life
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christian scripture: "Today a calf gave birth to a hot and ready 14 inch pepperoni pizza. You know what that means. Yuuuuup. Christ is king."
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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a hair is stuck in my glasses between the lens and the frame 😐
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i wish i could have any type of earbud wired or wireless but i cant because i just tell myself its ok to go to sleep with them in and then i wake up and theyre gone or they get too tangled and stop working
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maybe im just insane and twisted…
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i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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Reblogs were disabled so here you go
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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time
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Q’s hype up talk to bhanu being foreshadowing for his win…survivor editors the legends you are
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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