The fool is never noticed, but sees all, knows all. Hiding behind the bells and the mask, in plain sight but out of mind, he observes, listens, remembers. When the time is right, the fool strikes, and before him the world shall burn, engulfed by the flames of its own creation. I have another blog. It's awesome.
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It doesn't even have to be far outside norms to flag, I have confused the hell out of 6 consecutive security people on 2 continents when the machine flagged the mohawk I had at the time.
Today I had to get a private patdown by two TSA agents because my incontinence pad set off their screening devices
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NO, Boots are made for specific purposes!
These are boots of resist blood

These are boots of resist lake

These are boots of resist style

And these, rated down to -70c, capable (and tested) of venturing to both poles, and kicking it with polar bears, these are boots of resist frost

'boots of resist frost' yeah they're just boots
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The max headroom incident is what the internet (and really the world) should be, completely anonymous weird shit purely to make the world a weirder place. No one got hurt, no one profited, just intense weirdness completely for its own sake.
Don't do things for fame or profit or power, do things because they're weird, and the world can and should always be weirder for your presence.
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listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can鈥檛 sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn鈥檛 suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it鈥檚 a journey and not a revelation. it鈥檚 a direction you鈥檙e headed, and you鈥檙e enjoying the trip.
reaching your 30鈥瞫 rocks. and i鈥檓 hearing good things about what comes next, too.
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Dragonlady聽by David Gallagher, one of the best ever covers from聽White Dwarf聽(Issue 88, GW, April 1987)
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