triandot
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triandot · 12 days ago
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yupppp another bowl of black orbs for breakfast
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triandot · 14 days ago
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why do frogs sound carbonized
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triandot · 16 days ago
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triandot · 18 days ago
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triandot · 21 days ago
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can you do RTL and others
ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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triandot · 21 days ago
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triandot · 1 month ago
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look at this thang
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triandot · 1 month ago
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one waiter passes by, disappears into the edges of my peripheral vision
i stare blankly at my phone, change the brightness, check if it's on silent, open discord, god i'm hungry, close discord, check if it's on silent
a round wooden platter with steam coming off enters the blur behind my hand
"here's your-" hawaiian, here's my hawaiian, i ordered one, food arrived, god i'm so hungry, i'm gonna
..the hunger moves away from my stomach, and is pushed back into the spine making me sit straight as i watch the top of the board come down, dripping with what one could only describe as industrial lubricant
i ordered a hawaiian:
yellow cheese
ham
fruit
it's basically asking for a salad on top of toasted bread, a wonderful combination of luscious juicy taste, the weight of an appetizer, and the calories of a barbecue.
the wooden puck, already evolved to this treatment like a well greased cog, is currently losing its grip of the oil that is pouring from the cuts onto the board, and soon enough down from it
no it's okay, food is food, i grab a slice
i grab a slice..?
stare again at the mercury reflector in the middle of the table, holding the part of the crust that could, above the rest of the slice that couldn't
hand hovers over the next piece as a slippery shower comes down from each fingertip
picks it up
folds it
the triangle's "dry" handle, both ends kissing in a lovely loop, now watches the soggy apex flop back and hit my hand, spraying me with liquid fat of a concentration that instantly dissolves my clothes
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triandot · 1 month ago
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triandot · 2 months ago
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triandot · 2 months ago
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disk encryption is ransomware for dementia patients
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triandot · 2 months ago
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youtube
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triandot · 2 months ago
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no i just kept making silly computer programs
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triandot · 2 months ago
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he is INSANE
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triandot · 2 months ago
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triandot · 2 months ago
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He was shook
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triandot · 2 months ago
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