tricksandscribbles

[tricksandscribbles]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[tricksandscribbles]

The funniest part of Sinners was when the Native Americans just said “yeahhh good luck with that”

[tricksandscribbles]

[tricksandscribbles]

hormones making extra stubborn this week. should I continue my protest and sleep on the couch again? Or admit defeat and go back to the bedroom to sleep on our comfy bed?

Mmmmmm, don't wanna. Cause I'm not wrong🙃

[tricksandscribbles]

[tricksandscribbles]

[tricksandscribbles]

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

[tricksandscribbles]

crawling back to this tumblr account after the tiktok ban feels like driving back to my old home in the countryside,, gently wiping away the cobwebs and the dust that's settled in my absence,, nothing changed, nothing out of place,, a memory of a forgotten era; frozen in time,,

[tricksandscribbles]

[tricksandscribbles]

[tricksandscribbles]

A portion of Leo P dwarf galaxy l Webb

[tricksandscribbles]

no I can't close my tabs. what if I accidentally close my emotional support Wikipedia page about historical instances of cannibalism that's been open for 3 years? what happens then??? what will be left of me????

[tricksandscribbles]

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[tricksandscribbles]

haters will hate me for my dislikable qualities

[tricksandscribbles]

by Marsi

[tricksandscribbles]

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

[tricksandscribbles]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids