trideltalopez

[trideltalopez]

Text || Santana

Mike: Of course, babe.

Mike: Yeah... must be very burdensome...

Mike: Because you love me and you know me so well but I can still somehow surprise you.

Santana: God, I really do love you.

Santana: Sooooo burdensome, you have no idea.

Santana: Something along those lines.

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Text || Santana

Mike: No I really get it. There’s plenty of time to think about what you want.

Mike: It’s totally your fault for being so beautiful, smart and witty.

Mike: You love me 😘

Santana: I'm glad that we're on the same page!

Santana: I know babe, it's a curse.

Santana: Yes. But I also hate you too.

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Text || Santana

Mike: I get it.

Mike: Looks like it. But I kind of think we’ve been /that/ couple from the start.

Mike: Absolutely, I just wanted to hear you say it 😏

Santana: I'm not saying no, just that it's not something I've thought about in depth.

Santana: Ew. And yeah, probably. Not my fault you fell in love with me the minute I swept through the frat house.

Santana: I hate you.

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Text || Santana

Mike: That's reasonable.

Mike: Nope I love you more.

Mike: What about the forbidden side of it?

Santana: I'm not great with kids. I don't have a lot of cousins and i'm an only child.

Santana: Nahhhh. God, are we /that/ couple, already???

Santana: Turns me on. But I think you already knew that and just wanted to hear me say it.

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Text || Santana

Mike: It’s not something I think about right now but I know that some day, I’ll want to be a dad. You?

Mike: I’ll say it again then. I love you.

Mike: Don’t be so sure, I am irresistible 😜

Santana: I mean, I haven't thought about it in depth but i'm not great with children. I mean...probably? When i'm like 30 or something.

Santana: I love you, more.

Santana: You are, but my self control is unparalleled. You're the one who's totally weak for me, mi amor.

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Text || Santana

Mike: Yeah. I hope I won’t be like that when I get older, I want to be a cool dad.

Mike: And I love you too.

Mike: There’s your competitive side. It’s really hot.

Santana: You want kids?

Santana: I really adore hearing you say that. Nothing in the world compares.

Santana: 😏😏😏 Oh yeah, i've got this shit in the bag.

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Text || Santana

Mike: I think it'll be the case no matter how old we are though. On different levels of course.

Mike: We'll I'm glad you think I'm different.

Mike: How so? It doesn't have to be something you can buy. It can be something you want me to do like your laundry for an entire month or something like that? But if you still think I have more to gain than you do then let's just not do it.

Santana: It's stupid.

Santana: Of course you're different, I love you.

Santana: I can do my own laundry, but fine, you're on. I'm always down to beat you at something, babe.

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Text || Santana

Mike: I know, right?

Mike: Do you?

Mike: You’re on. If you last a whole week once we make it to Lima, you get to chose your prize.

Santana: Fun and games until we're treated like kids instead of two adults in a relationship.

Santana: I've literally only dated footballers and no me gusta. You're different.

Santana: But there's nothing I want that I can't already buy, you have more to gain from this bet than I do.

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Text || Santana

Mike: They're not gonna freak out about you being eighteen but there will be no sharing a room under their roof. And no need to wait for them to go to bed, they'll find a way to outdo us.

Mike: Safety.

Mike: Well we're going to have to test your theory...

Santana: Haha, wow interesting that our families have so much in common.

Santana: Awesome. I much prefer you as a dancer though.

Santana: I mean, i'm game if you are.

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Text || Santana

Mike: Yeah. Parents...

Mike: I played football in high school so I do have ninja skills but I guess that helps too.

Mike: As if you could keep your hands off me.

Santana: Are your parents the same? They're not gonna freak out that i'm only eighteen are they? Because I turn nineteen in August.

Santana: I didn't know you played football. What position did you play?

Santana: Meh, I totally could.

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Text || Santana

Mike: Wine it is then.

Mike: Of course. They weren't born yesterday.

Mike: I knew you were going to say that. It's a good thing I have ninja skills.

Santana: Sounds good.

Santana: Yeah, but it's annoying. I hate being treated like a sixteen year old still.

Santana: I mean, ninja skills or the fact that both my parents mix bourbon and xanax and are out like a light at bedtime? Either way, we're good. Can't believe you wanna sneak into my childhood bedroom and defile me.

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Text || Santana

Mike: A few bottles of wine then?

Mike: It’s up to you, I don’t mind either way and I doubt your parents will let you stay in a hotel. The thing is that if they’re anything like my parents, they might have a problem with you and I sharing a room?

Santana: Wine is good. Unnecessary, but good.

Santana: Of course they will. I mean, i'm an eighteen year old girl, who goes to college thousands of miles away. They're under no illusion that we're basically shacking up already. Besides, we have several guest bedrooms. And you can sneak into mine under the cover of darkness.

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Text || Santana

Mike: It still sucks but thanks for telling me that.

Mike: Yep, already made up my mind. Help me choose something that says I’m happy to meet her and I’m thankful for her hospitality because I’m guessing we’ll meet them for lunch or dinner?

Santana: Of course, it's the truth.

Santana: My parents always appreciate a good bottle of wine. And about that, I was thinking that we could potentially stay at the family home. Or we could do a half/half split, some days in a hotel and some at home.

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Text || Santana

Mike: Okay. I love you.

Mike: I can’t wait to meet them. I wanna get something for your mom and I need your help for that.

Santana: I love you too. So much. This is worth it, /you're/ worth it. If I had to go back, I wouldn't change any of this.

Santana: That's really sweet but really not necessary. Although, I assume that your mind is made up. What can I help with?

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Text || Santana

Mike: I get that but when she attacks you, she attacks me too so let me know if there’s anything I can do for you.

Mike: Same. It can’t come soon enough. I want to sleep in and relax and just be with you.

Santana: I know mi amor, but trust me, her fight is with me, not with you. I'm the one who's "betrayed" her. Her words, not mine.

Santana: Same. God. My Mom and Dad have been asking about us going back to Ohio.

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Text || Santana

Mike: I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to.

Mike: Why are you saying that? Already thinking about ditching me? 😱

Santana: I know you didn't. But I don't need you to fight my battles. She's not the first bitchy girl i've dealt with and she won't be the last.

Santana: Just trying to inject some humor into the situation. God, I can't wait for summer break.