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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:
A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.
A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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HE WON! HE WON! WE DID IT! HE WON!
IM SO PROUD! HES EARNED IT! HE DESERVES IT!
Thought I’d draw this in the GF style instead of my normal style.
Alt under the cut, due to the news today.
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First Felon is kidnapping and trafficking.
#LanguageMatters ✨️racism✨️💫
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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I excelled in preschool. I knew what animals made what sounds better than any child my age. It was then I knew my destiny. I sealed myself in a cave, honing the art of recognizing animal sounds. Now, I am ready to unleash my genius on the world.
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"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
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my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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hi yall sorry ive been MIA I've been super busy with work and my thesis year summer work <33333 im not dead i just wanted to get off most socials so i could focus on that LOL everything was submitted today though so i let myself draw for fun yesterday
anyways guess what my brain has grabbed onto
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