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shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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“always trust your intuition” my brother in christ I have overwhelming anxiety
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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Heretic is a movie about the innate horror of a man who’s absolutely convinced he’s smarter than you
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I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime
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Remember kids, getting arrested to fill up jails and overwhelm the system was an effective tactic 60 years ago.
Now, though, Los Angeles has a prison skyscraper downtown, and the carceral state would love nothing more than to take you off the street and force you into years of prison labor.
Cover your face, be smart about what you post, and don't get arrested if you can help it.
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Mary Oliver, “Starlings in Winter” Owls and Other Fantasies
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