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take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder

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Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

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has anyone done this already?

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My day job is analyzing wildlife photos, and I've been getting this strage creature on camera recently... can anyone tell me what it is?

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when the fnaf fansong uses somebody being violently crushed to death and choking on their own blood as a sound effect

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Are you fucking kidding me

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it's late guys i think... i think i need to hit the sack. (hurls my fist at your croch but stops right before it hits) Hoho! almost got you. this is why we stay alert people. as you were then (starts walking awaay) (turns around faster than you can blink and falco-punches you iun the dick)

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to everyone drawing falin with big booba and absolutely flat tummy: i hate you i wish you unhappy pride month I don't like you i am literally barking at you

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by Laerte Coutinho

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Some of y'all break pinky promises, and it shows.

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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if you put a strawberry on a girl’s head it turns she into a strawberry also. be careful

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well, im not that good at strawberry magic but i can try...!

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strawberry whats you planning to do with all those seeds girl