Saint Peter asks ‘Where were you born?’
The man thinks for a moment and says 'Austria-Hungary, Lemberg.’
'Where did you go to school?’
'Poland, Lwow.’
'Where were you married?’
'The Ukrainian S.S.R., Lviv.’
Surprised, Saint Peter asks 'Where was your first child born?’
'In the German Reich.’
'And where did you die?’
'At home in Lvov, in the Soviet Union.’
Astonished, Saint Peter shouts 'My, you moved around a lot!’
'What are you talking about? I never left the city!’
Saint Peter asks ‘Where were you born?’
The man thinks for a moment and says 'Austria-Hungary, Lemberg.’
'Where did you go to school?’
'Poland, Lwow.’
'Where were you married?’
'The Ukrainian S.S.R., Lviv.’
Surprised, Saint Peter asks 'Where was your first child born?’
'In the German Reich.’
'And where did you die?’
'At home in Lvov, in the Soviet Union.’
Astonished, Saint Peter shouts 'My, you moved around a lot!’
'What are you talking about? I never left the city!’
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
I took the smallest, shittiest picture of a frog at the nature preserve last week and just looking at it has me in tears of laughter. Just another pea in the pea soup…
Redraw of a caption from One Piece movie “Baron Omatsuri and the secret island “, I think this movie is awesome and worth a watch if you want to give OP a try!
I’m still learning how to draw these guys, love the mugiwara crew so much 💕