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*screams like a banshee forever*
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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baby purples martins have paused their slopping to
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fireplace is such a funny word for that. i mean yeah lets not beat around the bush here; its a fire place. the place for fire. the place chosen especially to have fire. fireplace.
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

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The mussel mommy I’ve been trying to hit up: When I was a youngster this stream had never been dammed before! Am I happy that after 50 years brown trout like you can once again incubate my babies :)
Me [heard “incubate my babies” and got so hard I feel nauseous]: I think I hauve glochidia
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Steven Universe is interesting to me because it’s got the most extreme dichotomy between ideas that would be better fleshed out in a show for adults, and ideas that are interesting specifically because they’re native to an unironic children’s show.
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