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Everyone has their own opinions about the umbrella acadamy but either way you’ve gotta admit the show has a fuckin’ suberb soundtrack

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Nobody is going to convince me that Ellen Page in a plaid shirt with the top button fastened is playing a heterosexual woman

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Thought: I do NOT think that 50% of the world’s billionaires should be women. I think there shouldn’t be any billionaires at all.

So you are saying 0% of the world should be billionaires?

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“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

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child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

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child: *is passionate about absolutely anything*

parent: gotta insult it

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I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

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“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

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you’ve heard of: getting emotionally attached to your roomba

now get ready for: genuinely mourning the mars rover like a deceased loved one  

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Catch me crying about Opportunity’s (aka Mars rover) last words being  “My battery is low and it is getting dark” while being knocked down in a cold Martian storm.

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Iconic.

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achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity

historians: f is for friends who do stuff together

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no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

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some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

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#accurate