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Terrible Influence Tour Song Lyrics

(because this earworm is driving me crazy! transcribed from these recordings x x x)

We saw you from across the Internet, and we really liked your vibe I might just have to parasocially dedicate my life How'd I ever live without this warm feeling inside? So many ups and many downs, but hey, it's been a ride We're sorry for what we did to you We gave you love, we gave you abuse You wrote it in pen, I got the tattoo You blocked me, I want to introduce my family to you

T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E Say it to my face, you want to influence me Content, consume, you say it's crazy But I-D-G-A-F because it saved me

I can't get you out my head My first thought in the morning, my nightmares in bed You ruined my life, you kept me fed If it weren't for you, I would be dead What's theory, what's real, what's just fiction? Is it queerbaiting, or homoerotic friction? Endless greed, ruthless ambition Commissions open for the naked depiction

Is it them, or is it me? Am I dedicated, or fucking crazy? Too much, too young, too fast, it changed me But now it's terminal, this shit can't phase me

T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E Say it to my face, you want to influence me Content, consume, you say it's crazy But I-D-G-A-F because it saved me

#LOVEYOU, #AD #CANCELLED, #DADS It's not illegal, it can't be bad You changed my mind, you made me mad

Is it them, or is it me? Am I dedicated, or fucking crazy? Too much, too young, too fast, it changed me But now it's terminal, this shit can't phase me

T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E Say it to my face, you want to influence me Content, consume, you say it's crazy But I-D-G-A-F because it saved me

It's been a lot, it's been a time We need to move on and forgive the crimes This is our space, our time to thrive It's us against the world, together we'll survive

T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E Say it to my face, you want to influence me Content, consume, you say it's crazy But I-D-G-A-F because it saved me (x2)

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transforming dan into a golden pig

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Oh they think they are so funny

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Watercolour rebrand of the meme king himself 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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phil saying what we were all thinking

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there's a stomach inside my brain

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ok I'm standing up

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do I want to say goodbye.?

this is a redraw for a twitter collab, the original by @/andylyn_ !! check him out over there

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Yesterday I overheard someone talking about how he was taking classes at the University of Maryland because they offer free tuition if you’re over 60. 

My brain IMMEDIATELY began scripting a screwball comedy in which a broke millennial who desperately want to finish his long-abandoned degree but is drowning in student debt pretends to be a senior citizen in order to attend college for free.

I’m picturing someone Channing Tatumesque, applying age makeup every morning before he heads off to class. It’s sort of a cross between 21 Jump Street and Mrs. Doubtfire. He keeps forgetting which hip is supposed to be his bad one. His classmates laugh every time he uses slang. There’s definitely a scene where he attends a college party and busts it up on the dance floor.

He catches the eye of a fellow returning student, a woman in her 50s, but she thinks he’s like 70 and she’s already buried one husband, you know? She’s not interested in doing that again. When his charade unravels (hilariously) at the end of the movie, though, she finds out he’s actually like 30 and has abs you could bounce a quarter off. And he’s still super into her. And really, maybe it’s time she gave May-December romance a chance.

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Characters in first-person games never blink.

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let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

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The Avengers (2012) | Avengers Endgame (2019)

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About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total loss. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

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You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look.

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fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them

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So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

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which pokemon is the most baby?