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i think i could take toni in a fight

i don’t think i could take gil but i would try

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"My partner sleeps like XX" trend but Hetalia dump

This trend is so chaotic I love it 😭

((Originals under cut))

China: aribyncouple @ ig

France: c3metery_drive @ TT

Veneziano: allettakathryn @ TT

Romano: safiiyawitt @ ig

UK: isbalsenglish @ TT

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Oh my...it's Romano...smiling

ROMANO SMILING!!!!

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Babygirl!!!!!

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Guess who's gonna be studying International Relations at university next year? And making more hetalia headcanons based on history and geopolitic classes? That’s right, I am!!!

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Oi :D

Eu vi um post seu dizendo que você é novata na fandom de Hetalia (o post sobre a risada do Francis) e quero te dar boas vindas como alguém que está nessa fandom desde de 2016, aproveitando que eu sou BR também!

Espero que você esteja se divertindo!

Own, muito obrigada!!! ❤️❤️❤️ É bom saber que tem mais brasileiros por aí que também curtem hetalia, por muito tempo me pareceu um fandom meio fantasma por aqui.

Eu tô amando tudo! Ouvi dizer q a comunidade não tem uma fama muito boa mas até o momento todos pareceram muito simpáticos e abertos a ouvirem diferentes ideias e interpretações.

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if alfred got told he had to use a condom he would pout he would stick out his lower lip and make those sad eyes and go whaaaaat no way thats so unfairrrrr dude pls let me cum in ur ass bro pls pls i promise it'll feel good for you too ok my cum is like super awesome and um. um you should let me cum inside bc im rly nice and have a huge dick its so huge i cant even wear a condom yeah my dick wont fit. plssss u know im clean dude pls why do i have to wear a condom but u dont that so not fairrrrrrr

and well i think he should lose his penis privileges for this behavior. no more topping for him until he stops being such a selfish baby.

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Romano being mad at and done with Prussia

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... Nvm, the post popped up in my dash right after sending you that ask 😅

I wish you a good day!! 🌸

No problem! Those icons were indeed the custest, I focused so much on saving them that I forgot to reblog them

Hope you have a good day as well! ❤️

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you cant fuck a dude with chronic joint issues quietly you spread his legs and it lets out a cracking noise so loud it sounds like glass shattering

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Almost everyone in my class has a photo of themselves with family/friends while I have the UK bros

and i'm not ashamed of it

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

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Headcanon: when England first got Canada from France, he didn't really like the kid (due to being too 'similar' to France). But as they spent more time together, he realized just how amazing Canada is.

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KJP Sweaters

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I'm quite new to the fandom and I'm entering the phase of exploring headcanons and coming up with some ideas of mine. So hear me out on my first one: France has a loud and hysterical laughter. I know we're used to listen to his "Ohonhonhon" all the time but I think he only laughs this way when he can control it - it's a fake laugh! However, when he's caught off guard by something really funny, his laugh is completely different. France is the kind of person that laughs with his whole body, and I even dare say he has a pig laugh.

I see France as a really self-confident person, yet I believe he would feel a bit ashamed of those uncontrollable fits of laughter. Consequently, very few people have seen him in such state (like Spain and Prussia)

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Italy brothers character design in World Stars is the best