trix-the-fire-lizard

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hey can yall reblog and put in the tags whether you think waking up at 10am is early?

i swear it’s not but all my friends disagree

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I apologise, but my phone isn't updated for the latest genders

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rb this to give the person you rbd this from a cool rock

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How can you justify keeping your cats inside all the time if you can acknowledge that they do in fact want to go outside and hunt?

How can you justify not letting your child eat glue if you can acknowledge that they do in fact want to eat glue?

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it's very hard to mate with a horse

what do life and chess have in common

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what do life and chess have in common

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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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diversity win! The entity that controls the economy, known as The Bazaar, didn't assign a gender to itself.

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ok ok sweet one now. reblog this to gently place a slice of orange in the hands of whoever u rb from

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hey uh look I made an Ames Window and then coloured it with a trans flag too because uhhh no I didn't miss the Trans Day of Visibility by two days

I just live in a very far time zone

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what if we did archery but with darts scoring rules

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no look paddington bear's coat is yellow

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

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yeah I have refined tastes

*makes water sandvich with bottled water instead of tap water*

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my The Mechanisms fanart but I actually only remember gun powder tim and not even that good

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how negatively do yall think the rayban hack thingie impacted rayban?

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me: * puts keys inside pocket *

"ok so now this pocket is v important bc it contains keys and keys are very important"

me: * takes keys out from the pocket to open door *

me: " oh no why is important pocket empty did I lose something oh no oh no oh no panic "

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wait where did my tags go

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