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vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people
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Even if ur not a "salmon fanatic" u must admit theyre a cool fish
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annoying bisexuals, insane bisexuals, evil bisexuals….love u all
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#im up doing work because for some reason my professor assigned partner work#and i refuse to let my partner down because we made up a lil schedule
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something sad but also kind of sweet ive noticed about human trait mirroring (i.e. seeing someone regularly preform a physical or verbal action and adapting it as your own) is that even years after a person has stopped being in my life theyve still left pieces of themself within me. i still smile and wave like my childhood best friend did. i still pull my shirts up to cover my face when im embarrassed because my favorite college roommate did that. ive learned how to be a human being through all those around me, and those after me will likely learn the same way too.
#im about to meet with my professor its making me very nervous#even though its just to advise me for classes
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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off
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yeah hes just some random dude but hes MY random dude. and he’s bisexual
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