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people wanted this but I would like to give a BIG DISCLAIMER:

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THESE ARE GOING TO TURN OUT. I CANNOT GIVE YOU A REFUND AS IT IS THROUGH A DISTRIBUTOR. I DID NOT BUY ANY TEST PRINTS. THESE ITEMS ARE OVERPRICED EVEN THOUGH I TRIED MAKING THEM CHEAPER. THEY WILL LOOK BAD. THEY WILL FEEL BAD. YOU WILL NOT LIKE THEM. YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE.

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WASTE MONEY ON THESE

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Speaking My Truth: A Public Apology

Hello. It is with no joy that I feel as though I must publicly apologize for a deep betrayal of my community's trust. The man you see in the image below is not, in fact, me.

The person pictured above is, in actuality, a man named Sergei Anduicci Portelli, amateur trapeze artist and part-time Zara closing shift assistant manager, and I have been repurposing his images for my own personal gain. To begin, I admit that this is wrong. It is wrong to deceive not only the people and fans who have come to anticipate, appreciate, and perhaps even envy these candid selfie photos, but also myself. The truth is I was scared. Scared of what the world might think. But it is now, with a heavy heart, that I must make the truth apparent to the world. I wish it was under better circumstances, but the unfortunate truth is that Sergei has sadly passed recently, and as such I will no longer be able to utilize his photos for my own personal gain. It's only a small condolence, knowing that Sergei passed doing what he loved, hanging out and inventing new colors of fireworks. In his honor, I will be releasing 20 limited edition NFTs of some of his most beloved poses, and I will be directly donating 8% of the proceeds of these sales to his family estate in Sicily.

REST IN PEACE SERGEI, THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES 1991-2025

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MAN IM WATCHING UR LATEST VOD COS I HAD WORK THAT DAY. and counterpoint: it is a GREAT idea to stream puzzle games because i like them. end of ask! (ur tri-weekly routine got me waking up at a reasonable time and then completing the nytimes puzzle games before you get to them so i can see ur thought process. it is a nice kickstart into well-needed routine of my own, and is a very nice one asides. also thank you for my goddamn life introducing me to connections & by proxy the rest. im making sure to keep the routine up on the daily, and regardless of what u wind up doing streamwise so i hope this doesnt come off as a "NEVER STOP STREAMING OR I (STRANGER ON EARTH) WILL WITHER AND DIE!!!!!!!!" type ask 😭 you are just a dope ass guy i don't really know, who despite this has aided in my day to day structure and whom i think is remarkably funny and well-timed, and since i dont exist on the internet otherwise i wanted to express my appreciation here. thanks man. i hope u have been enjoying the streaming process yourself and good damn work keepin up the schedule as you have too!! ur ones were a diamond in the rough and so for the trogheads its like christmas morning so many times a week hehe. much appreciation sent your way man)

Wow, thank you! Genuinely!

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Lmao I've finally worked out enough that Tumblr thinks my post gym selfies are mature content. I'm gonna call that a win

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I have become a man of the cloth

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the trog collection coming soon

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im thinking about getting a change. How would you treat Your eunuchs?

you can't change for anybody but yourself

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i can't upload the maps parody because it gets caught by copyright SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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regarding the last ask— that was my email. so sorry for the accidental jab at a soft spot. if its any consolation we both love what youre making and think you sound great, totally didnt mean to come off as being hateful lol. Robbie loved the way you and the team responded, we thought it was hilarious. have a great day & such

-Kurt @wellcheerz

It's fine I was exaggerating for comedic effect. We must all learn to love ourselves

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Trog,

The latest episode of the podcast reminded me of something. Namely, that when I was still a chick I was so jealous of your voice that it led to me discovering that I' am transgender. Please add another warning to the beginning of the podcast.

Kind regards, a wdwb fan

you're welcome or sorry

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hi, i'm the lightbulb guy and the alt account i made for posting it got deleted because i said it was an alt and that's illegal on e621 apparently. #stupid. and i'm not posting that shit on my main i have the respect of my niche fetish followers

It's okay you scared.

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Do you miss PJack?

Are you scared?

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has your husband ever walked into you taking one of your signature selfies

nope but even if he did i would not change my behavior

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great work on the traps and delts bro keep it up you look great :thumbsup:

thank u

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Yall my light went out

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DO U HAVE THE CLIP OF THE KRYSTAL THE FOX NIPPLE SLIP I NEED TO SEE IT

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hi. i dont think the lightbulb thing from the podcast is a fetish yet but i'm making content for it anyway. check e621 for "lightbulb" or "lightbulb_hat" in the coming months, or don't.

complete transparency here i had to ask my friends what this meant because i had complete forgotten what it was about