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SHOOTING CIVILLIANS POINT BLANK. SHE WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND THEY SHOT HER FOR NO REASON. GET THIS FOOTAGE OUT!

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This feels like a secret but I'm telling you

I've always been a spones girly (and I still am, I love their arguments) but mckirk week is strong on the dash so I tried my hand at it last night and ooh! Jim is a fun pov to write! Knocked out 3k before it even got romantic (the desire is filtered throughout, I'm not writing platonic w a twist ending. He has a crush).

Hope I can finish tonight or tomorrow morning and post still within the week, but even if it's late I know I'm mutual w a few diehard mckirkers so just giving you a heads up ily ❤️

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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princesses

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got eaten up with 3 words

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It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

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Why does nobody talk about the extremely awkward transition that characters who usually call each other by their last names are forced to go through when they get together in a fic. Like, I’m aware that realistically most couples don’t go around calling each other by their surnames, so I can understand why a lot of authors choose to do it, but for some characters I simply cannot accept them being on a first name basis.

I’ve noticed the Top Gun fandom struggles with this when it comes to deciding at what stage of a relationship characters should stop referring to each other by their call signs (the correct answer is never). Or in Starsky and Hutch fics where the author will clumsily try to have them adjust to calling the other by their first name, but it’s like- I’m sorry- If I worked in that police station and suddenly the pair of them strolled in the next day calling each other “Ken” and “David” I would probably think they had been replaced by imposters (again).

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stop being silly in front of me

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crazy how cis people will fully recognize how damaging it is to go through puberty that doesn't line up with your identity. but when we say "yeah that's why we need puberty blockers / gender affirming care for minors" they'll say "noooooo, we meant it would be harmful to our vulnerable cis kids who might regret it. we're gonna make sure that every single trans person has to go through this trauma, to prevent the slim chance that a cis kid might <3"

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THE QUEEN MOTHER.

I thought she deserved a sword and also to ride on pitaya.. I started on this piece as soon as the first thing for her awakened design came out but it took me a bit to finish cuz they KEPT. CHANGING IT ON ME. whateverrrr its still #awesome maybe?

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Polymer balls that are invisible in water

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My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

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hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.