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6 Being An exorcis☨ for hire is an in☨eres☨ing posi☨ion, Recen☨ly ☨his res☨auran☨ hired me ☨o ☨ry + 'De-Possess' ☨heir Deepfryer as well as bless ☨his Cardboard Cu☨ou☨ of some s☨range man. ☨ruly I have chosen such a high class career pa☨h. 9
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Hello Grumblr, I have a question, okay? Is it normal for a burgundy blooded trolls eyes to rapidly flash between what i kan only deskribe as, A shit ton, of kolors, 'kay? Follow up, what's that one game where you hit balls around with a long stikk on a green table, 'kay?
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GUYS, DO AHHNY OF YOU WAHHTCH HUMAHHN STAHHR TREK?!! I PICKED IT UP DURING THE WHOLE SITUAHHTION BUT, IT'S SUPPER GOOD!! I WAHHTCH IT WITH MY MAHHTESPRITE WHENEVER WE'RE BOTH ON BREAHHK!! I WAHHNT TO GET HIM TO 'COS PLAHHY' THAHHT ROBOT GUY!!
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≥≤ HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO ARE YOU OPEN RI-IGHT NOW CAN I-I COME OVER I-I WANNA COME OVER I-ILL BE RI-IGHT THERE!!!!!!! ≥≤
we're "literaully" open 26/7 i dont know why we'd be closed. sure. come over. i don't know why you're so "cheery" aubout "it" though.
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whaut do you meaun whaut. do you waunt to be ugly. thauts kind of messed up. get better self esteem.
oh thaunk god you're not aus "ugly" aunymore. only "mid".
this. what?
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im going to drink you "maun" "blood" boy.
Me abӨve. This husktӨp hasn't been used in sweeps.
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im going to drink you "maun" "blood" boy.
Me abӨve. This husktӨp hasn't been used in sweeps.
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hauhau ok sure it is. im going to "drink" you "blood" boy.
Me abӨve. This husktӨp hasn't been used in sweeps.
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why aure you "ugly". aulso whaut is with thaut "quirk" lol
Me abӨve. This husktӨp hasn't been used in sweeps.
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Another business on grumblr, 'kay? Welkome, got it? Good lukk rekeiving funding, and dealing with the patrons here, okay?
(_) ~Goodness me, there's so much to do! But there always is when you're setting up a new front for business. Hopefully we'll get some customers soon; Suwede's getting restless, poor dear.~ (_)
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well daumn. i've been "bested". "beauten". i hope thaut this leesauh enjoys their spot on the "aulterniaun" "hieraurchy".
ssince apparently ssome people on here need a reminder of fe hemosspectrum :>
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it seems "you" cropped "me" out of the imauge. where my "rightful" plauce is "aubove" everyone else. i haud to fix it.
ssince apparently ssome people on here need a reminder of fe hemosspectrum :>
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this is fucking "golden" oh my god. ten out of ten. "mausterpiece".
[Mutant x Normal] [Ambiguous Quadrant] [Hospicull Visit] [Sopor Confessions] [Weak Highblood x Strong Midblood] [Yaoi] [ @tonightforever x @corvusternion ]
"Tch, you're always this shy?" Corvus said, his jade-tinted fingers brushing the fuchsiablood's eyepatch.
Raveri could only stutter, sweeps of knowing that his eyes were wrong, and here Corvus was, trying to reveal what has to be hidden. "W-w-w-what? Come on, you know this ship stuff is confusing..." he swallowed his words, trying to put on a braver front. "I'm not shy, I'm trying to stay alive."
The two were quiet for a moment. Corvus looked into Raveri's bright pink orbs, a debilitating mutation yet one that caught the light like vibrant gemstones. Those eyes contained a fear that Corvus could not ever comprehend, but he could help. Corvus knew he had to help this suffering outcast.
"I love you," Raveri said, pathetically, while still breaking the silence. He was looking away bashfully, trying to hide himself from judgement in the sterile, empty room. Living in a sort of delirium, he had only the jadeblood in front of him for comfort. Horrifying, this place was horrifying. He hated hospiculls. He hated the fear and confusion they brought.
The jadeblood, taken aback by the brash confession, couldn't help but laugh. "The sopor's really fucked you up, huh?" But still... Corvus held Raveri's hand. Jade and fuchsia fingers interlocking, even as the seadweller pouted.
"What if I mean it? What if I died here and you never knew..." The tiredness in those grublike eyes was easy to see, now. Soon, he'd probably pass out. The weakness in Raveri's hand made Corvus hold on a little tighter.
So Corvus sat on the side of the hospicull slab, the midblood warmth from his body comforting the seadweller. Raveri rested his head on Corvus' shoulder as the latter spoke. "You won't die, idiot..."
And as Raveri slipped back into that familiar unconsciousness, he swore he could hear a familiar "I love you, too."
// AUTHOR'S NOTE: If enough people like this, I might try some more with my OTP.
§ you NEED an ao3 account anon •0• §
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THAHHT SHIT RIGHT UP THERE, IS YOUR TICKET TO CONTEXT CITY!!
OKAHHY SO, HEAHHR ME OUT @airlock-altercations x @fishamongfoes?
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HOLD ON DO YOU WAHHNT ME TO LINK YOU THE POST?!! WAHHRNING THERES AHH GOOD BIT OF BLOOD BUT WE'RE ON AHHLTERNIAHH!! WHAHHT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT?!!
OKAHHY SO, HEAHHR ME OUT @airlock-altercations x @fishamongfoes?
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I DON'T LIKE THAHHT WORD VERY MUCH!! AHHNYWAHHY I GUESS IT WOULD BE MORE AHHCCURAHHTE TO SAHHY AHHMOGUS X BLEEDING OUT IN THE SNOW NOW?!!
OKAHHY SO, HEAHHR ME OUT @airlock-altercations x @fishamongfoes?
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I KNOW THAHHT, THIS IS LIKE IN AHH METAHH SENSE THOUGH! SOMETIMES YOU WAHHNT TO POKE FUN AHHT WHAHHTEVER SHIT YOUR COWORKERS STAHHLKER GETS UP TOO! YKNOW?!!
OKAHHY SO, HEAHHR ME OUT @airlock-altercations x @fishamongfoes?
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