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The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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Shut the fuck up about feminine and masculine energy

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Wait, are you saying tornadoes should be made illegal or that should cops drive into them?

why not both?

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Woman Always Gets A Little Rush Out Of Telling People Most Kidnappings Are Not Done By Strangers

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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quit your job. you need to spend more time making posts that are a little too honest and personal & potentially embarassing yourself on tumblr

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