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dan avidan out of context ‘ dead rising ’  edition

"Out of context, that sounded weird." "This is like Pokémon Snap for psychotics." "That'll take my soul!" "They are undead and coordinated." "I need extra mustard-colored shirts." "Nice butt. Are you like a...butt model?" "Have you seen Natalie? She's my nine iron!" "Never follow a ball into the street when it's infested by zombies." "I wish I was your lover." "WHATEVER." "Oh, you defeated a psychopath." "Sick Rat Man shirt, bro." "Well, I've got plenty of pictures of the Loch Ness Monster if you wanna see them." "It's a panic at the disco!" "All I can do is three things: dance, dance, and dance." "Easy there, Quick-Draw McGraw!" "It looks out of control!" "I'll just be like 'oopsie-poopsies' and go on with my life." "Is this hell?" "I never got to tell ____ that it isn't working!" "I hear you beepin' and a-boopin'." "Oh, new skill mastered: clown-killing." "Nighttime is when bad stuff happens." "I used...the Shining!" "Tag! You...are...it." "You want to stay here with things that eat your baby?" "Stab him! Stab him with the garbage knife!" "Tell my husband/wife I said, 'Agh! I've been shot!'" "Slizzity slice, bitch!" "Coffee creamer will fuckin' cure what ails you." "I do like bananas." "Don't butt-nudge me!" "Stay right there, honey bear." "Sorry, I'm having committment issues." "Looks like your back needs some lumbar support!" "The orange juice did not extinguish the flames!" "A little paranormal whack-tivity." "Gonna get some muffins." "Well, he's kinda cute but-- AGH!" "My muffins!" "I've got the crazy fists!" "Into the begonias." "I'm a...dancing queen!" "Just join the freakin' cult with me!" "A fuckboy becomes a fuck-man at his barmitz-fuck." "Furniture and battle axes?" "There's a lot of muted earth-toned flannels going on right there." "You bent it like zombie Beckham!" "That is an ocean of zombies!" "____, listen to ____." "You need your telephone fixed?" "It was a satisfaction-free orange juice experience." "Go fuck yourself, I love you!" "Jeepers crappers..." "You are fuckin' being super corporate with me right now." "Ahh! Youths!" "I'm not stuck in here with zombies, they're stuck in here with ME." "Aw, dip!" "I used to call escalators 'esca-ladle-ladle-ladles.'" "Sometimes I wonder, 'Is it even worth it to be not-alive anymore?'" "Did he tell you his favorite sandwich is a panini from Panera Bread?" "Don't blame this on the government!" "It's a map!" "BEES!" "Time flies when you're fuckin' stressed out and dying." "You never listen to me." "Watch out for the guy!" "May I call you ‘sandwich?’"

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Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all, when there was doubt, I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

Frank Sinatra, “My Way”

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The stars are winking at the fresh cut lawn, The wind seduces all the trees. I feel my heart not in my hollow chest, But blowing lost among the leaves.

“I’ll Never Fall In Love Again” 

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But suddenly an angel has smiled at me and touched my face without a trace of fright. I dare to dream that she might even care for me.

“Heaven’s Light” by Alan Menken and Steven Schwartz