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having writer friends is being like in the world’s tiniest fandom except to get new content you have to beat it out of the author with a stick

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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

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the apollo justice trilogy concluded without wrapping up any plot threads from apollo justice which can only mean one thing. apollo justice trilogy... TWO

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"why did you stop writing your story!!! never stop writing!!!!!!!!!!!" well you see the character had to drive one mile to a new location and the sentence "she got into the car" was quite simply my undoing

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“I’m sure you’ll be an amazing lawyer, Edgeworth”

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You know what? Fuck you *untames the shrew*

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having a cat is like having an advertisement for taking a fat nap running in your house 24/7

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but i am not interested in how this feeling resembles loneliness

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listen-

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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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The best way to get an updated autopsy report is to distract the Chief Prosecutor 🤭

Thank you so much to the incredible @wr1ghtw0rth for letting me draw his Mr Nix AU! 🥰 I literally cannot get enough of it!!

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lie down and freeze

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man nothing helps you meet your neighbors like gawking at a car fire together

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fukcing...tarot...what the hell man

my deck is making fun of me again. bullied by being told to "chill" in no uncertain terms. rude.

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For those of your not following the tech rumor mill: the bubble is titillating menacingly: