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"You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are..."
"SAY IT."
"A Joker..."
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For anyone who hasn’t seen the Cullen house, Legos got you covered.
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I really don’t want to go to work. I was made to be loved by a rich “touch her, you die” Italian vampire
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Dr. Carlisle Cullen meeting Dr. Gregory House would be amazing
It takes House no time at all to clock Carlisle as Different, but that’s not his concern. No, House gets pissed off because he cannot put a crack in Cullen’s easy, patient, benevolent demeanor. He cannot get a rise out of him no matter what he says or antics he pulls.
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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair
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Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up
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I'll always love the human kids gang. Mike, Jessica, Lauren and Angela are distracted in their Riverdale-like drama while Bella is trapped in Nosferatu.
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New moon where everything is the same but Bella gets hallucinations of Alice whenever she violates fashion laws.
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this might be my fave tweet of all time
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bought the absolute hell out of this the other day if anyone cares
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who tf is bella playing twister with? 😭
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oh, my twilight gods -
there are TWILIGHT SHOES coming out, by koifootwear. have you seen those?
WE HAVE NOW
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