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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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just found out in medieval france, having a lion on your coat of arms was so prevalent that there was literally a colloquial proverb to clown on knights for being basic and not having a real coat of arms. the hate game was so strong back then. imagine medieval hate anons

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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me

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the three genders:

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Me, in a manic episode, after completing any form of task: i am a god. i shape the world as i see fit. empires rise and fall at my feet.

the task in question this time was piping roses out of icing. I still feel the power surging through me.

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woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

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*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

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u/No_Boysenberry4755

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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

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it’s always sunny in philadelphia | 2.07

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i would like to introduce you to a card game called flux. it makes everyone feel equally dumb.

nothing makes me feel dumber than being introduced to a boardgame with more than three rules