troublemakerinc

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I'm going to annex Connecticut so is there anything you can do to help me?

from @official-rhode-island

Of course!

Introducing the TroubleMaker Annexer! This handy little device can effortlessly annex anything your little heart desires. Starting at the low, low price of $9.99

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Interesting, seems like we have similar motives.

GREETINGS, Earth Humans!

It is I, Steev, co-founder of The Hypercore Corporation! Kholle and Lars both suggested a social media marketing campaign, so that's exactly what I'm doing here, on the single best social media website for Big Tech there is!

Hypercore Corp is the greatest tech company you have ever seen! We sell things! Things that function! Things with practical functions that people want to use! And we use corporate buzzwords like Fiscal and Innovation and Paradigm!

So buy our product! Purchase our stocks! And please don't worry about us taking over the world, because we won't! We only use AI a little bit, and that's what you kids are all worried about these days, so we're perfectly harmless! Just don't check what we do with your personal information!

Now, to farm some interactions!

@the-official-news! @official-rhode-island! @oceaniddoesstuff! @weather-update! @the-official-netherlands! @very-real-australia! @the-principality-of-sealand!

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yes you are jasone

uhhhhhh so this blog doesnt flop heres some tags

@theorist-amy @the-official-news @france-unofficial @the-principality-of-sealand

and just to spite him @oceaniddoesstuff (your a gimmick now jason :3)

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uhhhhhh so this blog doesnt flop heres some tags

@theorist-amy @the-official-news @france-unofficial @the-principality-of-sealand

and just to spite him @oceaniddoesstuff (your a gimmick now jason :3)

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Welcome to TroubleMaker Incorporated!

We're glad to make your acquaintance. Here you'll find the most innovative technology on the market! Wh-What'd you say? S-sarah? W-who's that? Never heard of them! Moving on!

To see the latest innovation in our technology, go to #innovation

For reblogs, go to #customer service

For asks, head over to #customer feedback

And for the experiments that happen underground, go to #the real innovation

We hope you enjoy your time here!

haiiiii mod here :3

this blog started as a blog for my shitty arg buuuut now its a gimmick

anyways im a minor so uhhh dont be weird

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did this start as something for a stupid arg? yes

am i now going to make this a gimmick blog? also yes

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Rebooting TroubleMaker Inc...

Stopping all services...

Clearing caches...

Checking system health...

Restarting core modules...

Bringing services back online...

Finalizing reboot...

System reboot successful.

TroubleMaker Inc is now running.

...

Welcome back! Please choose an option.

-Test Subjects

-Clones

-Protocol: Regression

-Company Documents

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class Company:

def __init__(self, name):

self.name = name

self.status = "running"

def reboot(self):

print(f"Rebooting {self.name}...")

self.status = "rebooting"

self.simulate_reboot_process()

self.status = "running"

print(f"{self.name} is now {self.status}.")

def simulate_reboot_process(self):

import time

time.sleep(2) # Simulate the time it takes to reboot

print("System checks complete. Restarting services...")

if __name__ == "__main__":

import argparse

parser = argparse.ArgumentParser(description='Reboot a company.')

parser.add_argument('--company', type=str, required=True, help='The name of the company to reboot')

args = parser.parse_args()

if args.company == "TroubleMaker Inc":

trouble_maker_inc = Company("TroubleMaker Inc")

trouble_maker_inc.reboot()

else:

print("Company not recognized.")

Please return here in exactly 24 hours for system reboot to finalise

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For reasons that the ethics committee chooses not to inform the public, all test subjects names will now be redacted in future testing logs.

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DAY 2 OF CONTAINMENT - SUBJECT NAME: {{REDACTED}}

Testing began today.

Subject is still under distress from the change in environment.

Today we tested the subjects reaction to electrocution.

Subject was very sensitive to the test and sustained severe injuries after the conclusion of the test.

Will test mental stability tomorrow.

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DAY 1 OF CONTAINMENT - SUBJECT NAME: {{REDACTED}}

Subject is hostile towards staff and caretakers, seems to be struggling with his new surroundings. Subject seems unhappy in his environment Seems to be extremely distressed Begs caretakers to let him leave Will begin testing tomorrow