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So it's obvious all the Veldigun hate being at the circus and want to leave but can't, and I doubt The Overseer has anything to do with it.

So what is Lankmann doing that's stopping them from leaving?

Clyde: I.. I can't tell you..

*Do you really want to know?*

*I need to be quick- But it's either this or we are hunted and killed... Yes, it's possible...*

*I have NO IDEA how Lankmann figured it out- I've been trying to find out HOW-*

*I can evade him, but he has threated Winfrey and Alex... I will find a way to free them, though...*

Lankmann: Clyde, are you talking to someone?

Clyde: Nope! Not at all!

Lankmann: Alright. You're on in 10 minutes.

*...That was close..*

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I'm here to bother you all, except Simon :3

*bothers you all except Simon*

Simon: Are.. Are you sure? Don't you have anything better to do??

*You might die*

Simon: Let's just stay here! No need to bother anyone!

*PLEASE listen to me!*

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Mortimer, your art and posters are wonderful, I would say more but I don't words well

Alex, I know you probably don't want to talk about it anymore, but I just want to say that I trust there's people who care about you and look out for you, no matter what species you are

Flock, you get a treat for being a good bird

Klaus, I know you don't think your job is an important one, but trust me it is, some people would give anything just to truly laugh again

Mortimer: *signing* Oh! Thank you! That means a lot!

Alex: I know... Hard to shake the fear, though..

Flock: . . . Good bird...

Klaus: You're just saying that so I don't feel jealous... It's working...

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hey, is there a reason why klaus looks like candy mouse?

Klaus: . . .

[TW: MEDICAL TRAUMA UNDER THE CUT]

Klaus: NO! PLEASE!!

Klaus: Wh-What's happening to me? I want my dad-

Jack: I think he needs a BREAK-

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Y’know what? That’s it.

*Proceeds to buy the entire stock of all plushies.*

I’m hoarding plushies. Pleasure doing business, Mr. The Swankmann.

Swankmann: 4WW~ TH4NK Y0U F0R Y0UR CH4R1T4BL3 D0N4T10N!~ (AWW~ THANK YOU FOR YOUR CHARITABLE DONATION!~)

Swankmann: BUT N3XT T1M3, Y0U'LL D0 W3LL T0 U53 "MX.", HMM..?~ (BUT NEXT TIME, YOU'KK DO WELL TO USE "MX.", HMM..?~)

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Has Anyone ever tried an Lemon before?

Alex: I remember Clyde's first time trying lemons...

Alex: CLYDE!- Don't eat that-

Clyde: *stares at lemon*

Clyde: *stares at Alex*

Clyde: *CHOMP*

Alex: CLYDE NO-

Clyde: . . . *uhoh*

Clyde: *VIOLENT COUGHING*

Clyde: why is it spicy..?-

Alex: *muffled laughter* I told you-

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What sweet treats do the troupe like? I prefer jammy dodgers!

Klaus: Oh, I like Caram-

Klaus: ah-

Clyde: DID SOMEONE SAY CANDY!?

*DID SOMEONE SAY CANDY!?*

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Can i use Overseers head as a roll-4 dnd dice? :3

The Overseer: No.

The Overseer: But you can have this.

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A Small Announcement

Nothing too important besides a small update about asks.

Any asks about hugging the troupe will be ignored UNLESS someone is specified. Not because the troupe doesn't like hugs, but these asks can get repetitive if we need to include the whole cast each time, especially with the cast growing.

You all are more than welcome to continue sending hug asks and similar, but take care to specify a few individuals if you want it to be answered. Don't worry, they won't get (too) jealous~

-The Overseer

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hey alex, do you have a crush on Winfrey? you two seem to really like each other ;) don't worry Alex will help you out with some dating advice

Alex: N-NO-

Alex: I-I mean... Yes.. I do...

Alex: I just... Don't want to make things awkward between them and Clyde...

Alex: They just look so happy, y'know?

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I apologise if this has been asked before but...What is The Difference between Veldigun Sickness and Veldigun Conversion? I'm asking cus i have some symptoms and i might need to know as quickly as possible

Swankmann: F1R5T 0FF, Y0U'R3 FUCK3D <3 S0RRY~ (FIRST OFF, YOU'RE FUCKED <3 SORRY~)

Swankmann: 4NYWH0~ V3LD1GUN 5ICKN355 4ND V3LD1GUN "C0NV3R510N", WH1CH W3 C4LL "F4L51F1C4T10N", 5T4RT 51MUL4RLY. (ANYWHO~ VELDIGUN SICKNESS AND VELDIGUN "CONVERSION", WHICH WE CALL "FALSIFICATION", START SIMULARLY)

Swankmann: B0TH V3LD1GUN 51CKN355 4ND F4L51F1C4T10N 0R1G1N4T3 FROM C0NT4CT W1TH 4 V3LD1GUN, BUT TH3 0UTC0M3 D3P3ND5 0N TH3 HUM4N'5 G3N3T1C5. (BOTH VELDIGUN SICKNESS AND FALSIFICATION ORIGINATE FROM CONTACT WITH A VELDIGUN, BUT THE OUTCOME DEPENDS ON THE HUMAN'S GENETICS.)

Swankmann: 1F 4 HUM4N 15 LUCKY, TH3Y G3T F4L51F13D. WH1L3 TR4N5F0RM1NG C4N B3 P41NFUL, D0 N0T G3T STUCK 1N D3N14L... (IF A HUMAN IS LUCKY, THEY GET FALSIFIED. WHILE TRANSFORMING CAN BE PAINFUL, DO NOT GET STUCK IN DENIAL...)

Swankmann: 1F 4 HUM4N 15 UNLUCKY, H0W3V3R... TH3Y ACQU1R3 V3LD1GUN 51CKN355. Y0UR B0DY 5L0WLY F4LL5 4P4RT 4ND 1T5 1NCR3D1BLY P41NFUL.. (IF A HUMAN IS UNLUCKY, HOWEVER... THEY ACQUIRE VELDIGUN SICKNESS. YOUR BODY SLOWLY FALLS APART AND ITS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL..)

Swankmann: 1 H0P3 Y0U'R3 4 LUCKY 0N3 5TR4NG3R~ (I HOPE YOU'RE A LUCKY ONE STRANGER~)

Lankmann: SWANKMANN!! STOP USING ME IN YOUR SILLY INFOGRAPHICS!!

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Is Kenneth Kruger alive in this au or no? And if he is alive, where is he? (Kinda hoping he's a veldigun like Alex lol)

Clyde: No... He's dead...

Clyde: He unfortunately was afflicted with Veldigun Sickness..

Clyde: When I found him during one of my attempts to break-out Winfrey... I.. Felt bad...

Clyde: I ended his suffering... It was better than what he was dealing with...

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do you prefer to go by six or the overseer?

The Overseer: I prefer The Overseer.

The Overseer: "Six" is for my spawn and my followers.

The Overseer: You could always worship me..

The Overseer: Though very few mortals are up to the task...

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Yo, troupe! Kinda wondering on if you know a… certain demon… specifically a dancing one?

(Either they get confused of they see Bendy and I’m fine with either.)

Clyde: . . .

Clyde: Promise you can keep a secret?

*Yes*

Clyde: I have actually saw him..

Clyde: LIL' GUY!!

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Hey Clyde- are the souls/minds within still aware? Like- do they talk to you?

Clyde: . . .

Clyde: . . . They do . . . Some talk more than others...

Clyde: It's... Been rough, getting used to it all... Some hate me, some are... kind... for some reason...

Clyde: I don't know why...

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The Overseer: I'm not evil, just an enigma. And it's The Overseer, to you.

Alex, does the name "Lewis" remind you of someone?

Lewis: *Alex! Look at this rock I found! Look Alex! It's you and me! I'm back from school, Alex! It's snowing, Alex!*

Alex: He... He was...

Alex: MY BROTHER-

Alex: *HIC, SOB*

Clyde: Alex?

Clyde: Alex? Alex, wait-

Clyde: ...

Clyde: . . .

Clyde: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

*THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING*

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The Overseer: Terrible idea. Do it.

Alex, does the name "Lewis" remind you of someone?

Lewis: *Alex! Look at this rock I found! Look Alex! It's you and me! I'm back from school, Alex! It's snowing, Alex!*

Alex: He... He was...

Alex: MY BROTHER-

Alex: *HIC, SOB*

Clyde: Alex?

Clyde: Alex? Alex, wait-

Clyde: ...

Clyde: . . .

Clyde: THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING

*THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING*