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Inspector. Diary. Dear
Letter on the front Dear diar Dear Inspector. D- Dear - My dear, dear, Inspector. Deers. Deers are running around my forest currently in our gardens. It usually is a sign of- HA HA HA HA HA HA AAAAAGH INSPECTOR! LISTEN TO ME, INSPECTOR!
Inspector Whitstable. INSPECTOR! ARE YOU LISTENING?! LISTEN TO ME! I'M WRITING HERE! I'M SORRY :( that.your.friend.died I'm REALLY sorry! laughter I was speaking to my son. The only one al alive. The only man alive a leftFUCKING HELL The only man alive left in my family. Please turn over no-no, turn it over! My son said there was a book. A book with leather engraved engravings. I have left it here for you. Inside this package. Perhaps you could read it.
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ending pride month with a bang!!!!!!
femininominon -chappell roan
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Them re-enacting AJ’s hot from the hip crashout had me dying from laughter
“I don’t have any hair on my head so I can’t open ice cream” 😭😭
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(Hey Girl. )>🧌
Hello Little Green Man! Thank You For Visiting!
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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!
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Yesss....start an improv troupe with your best friend......yes......you will surely not regret starting an improv troupe with the people who know the most about you and have the most dirt on you for roasting opportunities......it will be fun.......do it......what could go wrong???
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"It all ends in gay lovemaking."
-Rhett, GMMore #2308
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad
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Drawing them again because what am i supposed to do with my time
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THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME WHY DID THEY JUMPSCARE US also sorry for the okayish quality this special aint on netflix anymore i tried😰
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other petey doodles yay




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first post or whatever....... petey doodles or whatever.......
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