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me when I am in my car listening to NPR and I agree with what they have to say

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The Twin peaks; Funny Walk With Me :-) (2002)

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one of my suite mates is so lovely but so surface level and desperate to talk I literally was eating a burrito in the kitchen and she walks in and goes “oh I LOVE beans!” like bitch what the fcuk

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Special Agent Dale Cooper’s Daily Routine

5am- rise

5:07am- coffee

5:15am- meditate

5:30am- exercise, shower, consume “shower coffee”

5:55am - eats powdered donut

6:05am- meets Albert for breakfast. Consumes 3 coffees, 1 orange juice, 8 pancakes, 6 slices of charred bacon, 3 pieces of ham, 2 eggs over hard, all smothered in maple syrup.

6:55am- pays bill and gets coffee for the road.

7:15am- arrives at Twin Peaks Sheriffs Station, immediately consumes 4 jelly donuts and 3 coffees.

12pm- Lunch at the RR Diner.  Turkey sandwich on whole grain bread, fries, endless cup of coffee, 2 slices of cherry pie, 1 slice of huckleberry pie, 3 scoops vanilla ice cream, 2 chocolate milk shakes.

12:50- Driving to crime scene, eats a “road donut.”

12:55- tastes cocaine found at crime scene.  Washes it down with some coffee. Tastes baby laxative just to make sure the cocaine is cocaine.

1:00-2:00pm- Uses bathroom for full hour.

2:05pm- coffee, old-fashioned donut.

2:35pm- meeting at The Roadhouse.  Eats peanuts, drinks 1 Black Yukon Sucker Punch.  

3:00- Coffee

3:05- Donut

3:10- Coffee

3:12- Donut

5:30- Dinner back at RR Diner.  Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, 2 whole cherry pies with vanilla ice cream ordered one slice at a time.  Coffee.

6:30pm- chews 7 sticks of gum.

6:45pm- Donut

7:00pm- After dinner beer and peanuts at The Roadhouse.

8:15pm- Relaxes in lounge of The Great Northern with 2 coffees and 4 glasses of milk.

9:00 pm- In bed with “nightstand pie” and glass of warm milk.

10:07pm- Wakes up and runs to bathroom.  Doesn’t come out for a full hour.

11:15pm- Back to bed.  Insane levels of sugar and caffeine intake cause vivid hallucinations of dancing dwarves and clue giving giants.

1:00am- Wakes up from caffeinated sugar psychosis to call Sheriff Truman saying he’s solved the crime.

1:05am- Falls asleep, forgets he solved the crime.

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Something is happening to me

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Spirit of the New Moon | 9th of September, 2016

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The San Bernardino County Sun, California, January 16, 1921

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Who is the Dreamer

My little tribute to Twin Peaks - The Return

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Three young women eat spaghetti on inflatable mattresses at Lake of Capri, 1939 (AP Photo / Hamilton Wright)

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It!