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zz top music videos are a lot like elden ring in that there is much lore implied by what can be witnessed in the world (mystical red hot rod), and by what powers the zz top boys regularly portray i.e. their ability to summon hot women to fix someone’s day, or teleportation.

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i think that like. you know how there’s that gene that makes cilantro taste like soap? i think there’s a rare gene that makes dasani water taste good to you

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me, laying on my therapists couch: i don’t know. i just feel like i’ve lost something and like there’s no hope left. we’re on a world on fire, all alone in the night

the zz top boys tossing me the keys to a magical red hot rod: a haw haw haw haw

me, cured:… you’re right. thanks zz top boys

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i like it when somebody records themselves smoking a bong and they do that thing where they look up at the camera real quick while theyr suckin on it and it looks at lot like theyr suckiin on it

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me, laying on my therapists couch: i don’t know. i just feel like i’ve lost something and like there’s no hope left. we’re on a world on fire, all alone in the night

the zz top boys tossing me the keys to a magical red hot rod: a haw haw haw haw

me, cured:… you’re right. thanks zz top boys

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i think that like. you know how there’s that gene that makes cilantro taste like soap? i think there’s a rare gene that makes dasani water taste good to you

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me and my wife concluded that the Sexy ZZ Top Women are like the ZZ Top Boy’s Cenobites. they can be witnessed in their music video for Legs abducting a woman from her terrible life, making her super sexy, and helping her get revenge on the people who sexually harassed her and get the man she wanted

zz top music videos are a lot like elden ring in that there is much lore implied by what can be witnessed in the world (mystical red hot rod), and by what powers the zz top boys regularly portray i.e. their ability to summon hot women to fix someone’s day, or teleportation.

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zz top music videos are a lot like elden ring in that there is much lore implied by what can be witnessed in the world (mystical red hot rod), and by what powers the zz top boys regularly portray i.e. their ability to summon hot women to fix someone’s day, or teleportation.

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hi

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*walks into the bathroom while you're dumping it up and slaps you REAL hard on the back, one of my many extravagant and heavy rings hitting one of your vertebrae causing so much pain it gives you fibromyalgia* haha shittinjg hard or harfdly shitting

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italian american archeologist about to find out the mummies curse is real:

bada bing bada boom the mummy is missing from his tomb

the mummy looming behind him: muhhhhhhhhhhHHhh

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you don't see a lot of violent xenomorph gay rape porn anymore, we move further and further away from god's light every day

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italian american archeologist about to find out the mummies curse is real:

bada bing bada boom the mummy is missing from his tomb

the mummy looming behind him: muhhhhhhhhhhHHhh

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penice

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sorry to be back with yet another donations request but i am in a crazy amount of debt with the irs so i'm asking for help. i gotta make a payment to them of 450 on the 25th of each month and i deeply appreciate any help you can provide. we're currently at 665/30000

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sorry to be back with yet another donations request but i am in a crazy amount of debt with the irs so i'm asking for help. i gotta make a payment to them of 450 on the 25th of each month and i deeply appreciate any help you can provide. we're currently at 665/30000

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hey