hello ?? anyone there ?? no . because the phones aren't working .
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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france should take the statue of liberty back . bring in the cranes while they sleep lmao
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coming off tumblr for an undetermined amount of time love you all 🌸🩷💕
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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tw: body horror (ish?)
hanahaki disease rosekiller au where barty can see the stems and thorns of the roses protruding under his skin and being unable to not love them.
he's dying, he knows that. but it's exhilarating to see the biggest representation of evan all over him. his body is no longer his but a canvas of the raging, obsessive, and maddening love that's going to be the end of him.
his chest is filled with vines, their greenish color visible through his pale skin. they are crawling up to his neck, making breathing difficult and sometimes impossible. the thorns are growing and he knows that they will break through his skin anytime soon, and that's what will kill him.
but he can't seem to find the idea of bleeding to death disgusting.
because those are roses he's coughing, it's roses that are growing inside his body, it's evan rosier who's going to kill him.
even after he dies, the roses will keep on growing, and his corpse will be the most beautiful work of art because it's evan's.
he can't hate it.
he loves it.
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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone
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that scene in coe where jack is put among the corpses and he, wakes up
oh it is chilling
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andy taking off the uniform in CoE to fight the military is so iconic
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the only thing I'm banging is my head, on a wall
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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quackity fool me once with bright theatrics and flashy visuals to cover up the fact he doesn't know how to write compelling narratives without relying on cliffhangers and the concept of "the next big thing": shame on you, quackity fool me twice? shame on me. quackity fool me 3 times i must kill myself as it says in the bible
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propaganda i am NOT falling for:
that i’m immune to propaganda
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every lovejoy song is just
“wow gurl i hate society haha wanna drink wine and shag?” *sick-ass bassline*
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