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Everything's legal if there aren't cops around.

wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!

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That's why you should do it.

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

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I admire your vision. I was thinking the same thing.

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Dr. Doofenshmirtz again! Give sharks flamethrowers. Maybe legs. But mostly flamethrowers. Every shark you see needs a flamethrower I know this because I speak whale

You are a true visionary.

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Jaywalk.

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Everyone is edible. People are snacks waiting to happen.

Daily reminder that you're edible

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You can get it back with a crowbar and a little determination.

stabbing pain in left rib near heartis probably not a good sign probably doesnt bode well but itsokay if i sit just right everything is fine and i dont have to worry about it

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Poison yourself with a different poison to counteract it.

I believe I may have been Poisoned.

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Whoever they are, I like their style.

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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Holy hand grenade

I do truly wonder what weapons Adam and Eve had used within the garden to hunt..

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I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, advise everyone to rig everything you own to explode at the push of a button!

The entire country of Switzerland and I can't ALL be wrong

You understand my vision...

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Eat your curtains.

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Consume the mold. Let it fester in your flesh and seep into your soul.

Do you think that these are Safe To Eat please let me know.

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They could also be numb from choking the life out of the undeserving.

My Fingers are Numb.

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Sesbian lex

My Fingers are Numb.

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There are certain ways this could be read...

My Fingers are Numb.

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I want to break someone's back so I can drink up that sweet sweet spinal fluid.