trulymightypotato
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Seize control of your own story. Adult. She/they.
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i don't remember if i made a post about this here BUUTTT heyyy heeeyy hiii
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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I finally finished my little felted crablor, he’s perfectly pocket sized for wandering around middle earth :3

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I made the pattern in procreate, then printed and cut out the pieces to use on as a guide on the felt. I ended up trimming some pieces as I hand sewed it together, so the pattern above isn’t exact.
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My original plan was to make him into a keychain, and I might still do that eventually, he just ended up a little bigger then I planned.
This was super fun to work on, and I’d love suggestions for other middle earth things to make :0
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😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping
i'm 28
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
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i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope
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“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:

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One trope that always tickles my brain in just the right places is a setting where the Horrors have been around for so long that society has shifted to account for them, and not in a bloodborne "we shaped our entire society around the worship of the blood of a dead god" way, I mean society goes on as usual and has so thoroughly planned around these things that the average person has passing knowledge of how to deal with them and they're treated more like bears: dangerous but ultimately mundane
You open a children's French textbook and see a chapter on how to speak basic French wards against francophone spectres
The local worker owned coffee coop made a land dedication to the ancient sleepers whose strontium bones were buried under the space they rent before the sky had a name
Checking for slumbering Old Ones is standard procedure when doing land and ocean surveys
Australia is exactly the same
There are archeologists who specialise in handling cursed artifacts and neutralising corpses that aren't as dead as they should be
There's an XKCD comic mapping shipping lanes over maps of known Deep One colonies which then concludes that boats, not the people manning them, the actual boats themselves, are naturally scared of sunken cities
The Vatican has the largest known population of bound demons on earth, which are mainly used in the training of exorcists
Scientific American is publishing papers on the buildup of plastic waste in the Backrooms
The price of selling your soul is considered taxable income, has a sales tax, and is subject to inflation
Overly Sarcastic Productions has a Classics Summarised video on the Hanged King's Tragedy
The city council mapped out the exact dimensions of a local ghost's haunting ground and that space is now the unused sub-basement of a shiny new Walmart
Zombie outbreaks are treated as a rare and usually seasonal occurance that is quickly dealt with by the WHO
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